
The level crossing is the worst thing about Lincoln
It’s one massive pain in the arse
Over half of you think the level crossing is the worst thing about Lincoln, with 52 per cent of you voting for it.
It seems waiting around for the worlds longest train to go by whilst you’re a) freezing to death and b) missing a solid five minutes of your lecture is a major thumbs down from Lincoln students.
Locals came in at second place, with 21 per cent of the vote.
Second year Architecture student Isaac Timson said: “The train lines are a total pain in the arse. Sometimes you can be running 5 minutes late for your lecture, then the crossing closes and you’re ANOTHER five minutes late. There’s nothing you can do about it.”
First year Graphic design student Nikolaus Millward said: “The train crossing is definitely the worst part, luckily when I was held up last time my lecture was cancelled! As for the locals, they haven’t given me any trouble, probably because I have resting bitch face.”

We went to the Cornhill Cove and this is what it’s like
Grab a deckchair, a drink and a golf ball and lets enjoy the sun in the Cornhill Cove!

The Tab Lincoln’s BNOC nominations are OPEN
Nominate the person who you think fulfils the status of being Lincoln’s big name on campus!

What Lincoln Uni halls every Kardashian/Jenner would live in
Where each multi-million pound sister and mother would live if they went to Lincoln Uni

All aboard the Wellness Train this May
Sit back, relax and have some fun on your next journey into Lincoln

This is what your choice of supermarket in Lincoln says about you
Have you ever judged someone based on their choice of supermarket? Because we sure have!

Types of Lincoln students you’ll find in the library during deadline season
Every students favourite time of year!

UoL to honour its 21st anniversary with a swan sculpture in the Minerva Building
Who could ask for a better birthday present

Meet the candidates running in Lincoln SU’s Volunteer Officer Elections 2022
Voting closes on Friday!

The University of Lincoln to have its own dedicated police officer
One aim of the appointment is ‘to provide further reassurance to the women and girls on campus that their safety is a number one priority’

I caught Covid and *almost* finished my dissertation
Although this does not mean I recommend testing positive – it was still pretty rough

Clubbers of the week: The best we’ve seen from week 18
Warm weather and St Patrick’s Day? We’re being spoiled

A list of Lincoln Uni moments that shouldn’t be embarrassing but are
Some of these keep me up at night

Uni of Lincoln to offer 20 Ukrainian students the opportunity to transfer to Lincoln
This package will include a full tuition fee waiver

Clubbers of the Week: Would you look at that, we’re in Week 17
As you can tell, the rhymes are wearing thin

This is what the niche Harry Potter cast members are up to now
Of course Viktor Krum had a glow up 🔥

Russell Group uni is ‘considering using external staff’ for marking during staff boycott
The uni’s UCU claims staff at an Australian consultancy may be used to grade student essays

A Duolingo employee has apologised for joking about Amber Heard on her work’s TikTok
‘I made a mistake… I’m listening’

Everything Everywhere All at Once is one of the best films ever made – watch it immediately
I want to live in a world where Jamie Lee Curtis has hotdogs for fingers

Even without student loans, graduates face twice as much debt as those who didn’t go to uni
Starting to regret my life choices

A Depop seller has refused to send someone an item because they’re ginger
They said it was ‘company policy’ because ginger people have ‘demonic energy’

Derry Girls has come to an end but these 54 memes and our love for it are eternal
Derry Girls will never die x

Here are 21 of the *best* reactions to the Wagatha Christie trial
Happy Wayne Rooney court drawing day, to those who celebrate

Guys! Made in Chelsea’s James Taylor and Maeva D’Ascanio are engaged!
‘I have everything I have ever wanted’ 🥺

Lost WhatsApps and Peter Andre’s ‘chipolata’: Rounding up the Wagatha Christie trial’s key moments
‘Arguing with Coleen is like arguing with a pigeon’

Government plans to cap student loan interest rate, saving graduates hundreds of pounds
The student loan interest rate is currently set to skyrocket to 12 per cent by September

These 37 memes about Bling Empire season two stir even more drama than Kane
I don’t care how many people know I’m obsessed with Anna Shay

Christine Quinn accuses Selling Sunset producer of misconduct
She claimed he told her to ‘kill herself’

Geordie Shore babies: These are all the cast members who now have children
Marnie has just had her second and Charlotte is pregnant!

Christine Quinn just claimed she gets paid the most out of the Selling Sunset cast
She claimed there are three different salary tiers

As a queer person I loved Derry Girls, but last night’s episode has ruined it
I am sick of shows like Derry Girls destroying lesbian happiness

Benefit Cosmetics called out for influencer trip to Hawaii despite overtourism concerns
Hawaiian locals have asked for tourists not to visit as they claim they are damaging the islands

Derry Girls creator reveals the storylines that didn’t make the show, and they’re so good
Sorry but we were ROBBED of seeing Orla play Romeo with Jenny Joyce as Juliet

The 30 greatest Charli XCX songs of all time, ranked from iconic to life changing
I will be shouting ‘DON’T MAKE ME BEG FOR YOU’ on my death bed