We asked smashed clubbers to draw their perfect partner

‘He needs to have a big… smile’


Nights are getting colder, the pressures of mistletoe are dawning… the closest you have to a loving companion is your reliable and spoonable hot water bottle. Netflix and certainly not ‘chill’.

We asked some drunk students in the O2 smoking area to draw their ideal lovers.

Words of sobering advice: Don’t quit your degree for Art.

Becca, second year, History & Politics

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Snakey

Lucy, second year, Sociology

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The realist

Dan, third year, Management

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Permanently windswept?

Dom and Jordan, both third year, History & Financial Management

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

Nick, fourth year, Management

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Baby got front

Jenny, second year, Psychology

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Cheeky

Rippling abs

Rippling abs

Alexandra, second year, Politics

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A match made in heaven

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Essentials: blimp penis

Ella, second year, Physics

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The focus

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Can’t wait to take him home to mum and dad

Missed leg day

Missed leg day