Very few of them knew what Blue Steel was
The Vogue editor-in-chief is coming to Yorkshire in January
Maybe it’s time to retreat to the Brotherton
That’s almost a third of your yearly tuition fee
Charles Morris is apparently a bit posh
Only Oxford and Cambridge beat us
The competition of the year draws to a close
So that’s where our tuition fees are going
‘It’s an homage to the art of crispy bacon’
Let’s hear it for the ladies
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear
‘I have friendzoned many a woman in my time’