No-one wants you grinding on them
You’re confusing everyone
What happened to the cheesy music?
You got Bieber’s album yet?
House every other weekend?
The club night has been blasted for its raunchy advertising
Don’t bother getting a Fruity ticket
No-one really knows why
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear
I don’t get ‘Netflix and chill’
‘We’re good boys normally so we wanted to be bad for a night’
The others never stood a chance
Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour
Apparently Fruity is a ‘must-go party before graduate’
Mia lost her “good time hat” at Canal Mills last Friday
Apparently E is for Eating
The only education you really need in first year
Not that we’re surprised
Duncan Claber
Alexandra Wright
Jess Austin
Henrietta Ross
Kiran Morjaria
Kat Rodrigues
Beatrice Rae
Chloe Thompson
Brendan Conlan
Josh Grainger
Polly Clare-Hudson