They may have gone quiet, but the jokes are still popping off
Get your cuppa ready cos it’s show time baby
If you’re from a different flat, they might even give you a lift home
You might put on a vintage sweatshirt and tiny glasses, but you’re still Fruity
Can’t run into these people on Blackboard
Someone dropped their baby??
Please don’t let me be the takeaway tyrant
Thanks to rona, our dear Freshers won’t be yeeting VKs this side of Christmas