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A man is going around Hyde Park shitting in gardens

We shit you not


A man is going round Hyde Park shitting on people's lawns, and it seems residents of Ash Grove are particularly vulnerable.

A concerned student posted about this cretin on Leeds Uni Tickets, warning that "this mystery night crawler was last spotted on Ash Grove on the weekend."

Apparently, the 'Ash Grove Shitter' has been operating for a while now, though he had been in a "hibernation" period according to the post.

Given that most of Ash Grove's residents are sponsored by the bank of mum and dad, maybe this is some sort of dirty protest against social inequality?

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But laying one filthy cable wasn't enough for this brown knight. This anonymous shitter was spotted taking "Not one, but TWO shits outside TWO separate residences."

The post went on : "Is this just the beginning? Who knows when or where he'll strike again? Expose this man, and bring the poor tenants of Ash Grove some much needed justice."

If you know anything about the mysterious 'Ash Grove Shitter', DM us on Insta.