Leeds’ most eligible bachelorette 2017: Round one

Cuffing season is well and truly here, and what better way to celebrate than with a whole host of fit single ladies? These are some of the most eligible bachelorettes in Leeds, all trying to win the coveted crown. Cast your vote carefully though, this is only round one.

Roisin Culligan-Hughes, second year, Theatre and Performance

Roisin is known for playing iconic roles such as “Hot Girl” among other “fan favourites”. She acts, sings, dances, wears a lot of leopard print, and just needs “an edgy Leeds guy who loves 70s music (almost) as much as her”.

When she heard about her nomination, Roisin said: “this achievement is lower than a snakes hips, my mum’s never been more proud”.

Sasha Ford, first year, Geography

Sasha’s friends says that you should vote for her because of her “golden locks and sunny personality”. Oh, and she’s got the best bum on campus.

When we told her about her nomination, Sasha said: “Well I might bite your head off”. Good luck boys.

Beth Mortell, second year, English Literature and Ancient History

One of Beth’s nominations was literally just all the words to Smash Mouth’s “All Star”, which probably tells you all you need to know about her. Firstly: she has great taste in music.

When she heard about her nomination, Beth said that she was “hurt and offended, but not surprised”.

Lucy Challis, second year, Environmental Management

Apparently Lucy’s nickname is “chunks” cos during freshers she threw up in her own hair, and according to her friends she “needs someone with her level of high class to teach her how to cook pasta” cos one time she tried to fry it. Great.

If you can look past this though, then Lucy is a “beautiful, elegant woman from London, the perfect lady to take out for a couple of cocktails and an excellent exhibit to take home to the parents”.

When she heard about her nomination, Lucy said: “‘I’m so honoured to be nominated! Who knew that at the start of my uni experience I’d be on my bathroom floor with chunks of vomit in my hair, and now I’m on my bathroom floor with chunks of vomit in my hair and a nomination for leeds’ most eligible bachelorette!”

Liv Emmerson, second year, Education Studies

Liv grew up in Spain, and speaks the language – “a beauty with brains”. Apparently she could possible have a career as a comedian, but she’s set on becoming a police woman which is just as cool. According to her friends she’s “loved by everyone, just needs to find an eligible bachelor to treat her right”.

When we told her about her nomination, Liv said: “‘I’d like to thank my sister for realising that I’m top banter, a solid 6.5/10 and for thinking my love life has reached rock bottom”.

Miranda Griffin, fourth year, Journalism

Miranda is described as “fit af, with great chat during or the morning after the date” and she apparently has a love for Call lane and a classic cocktail.

When she found out, Miranda said that hopefully “it might help me out.. cause I’ve got all these knives and forks ????? and no big spoon”.

Grace Herbert, second year, Art and Design

Grace apparently has over 1000 matches on Tinder, so you could say she’s “practically sinking in dick sand”.

When she found out about her nomination, Grace simply said: ““Millie Orsler is the cause of this”.

Kathryn Powell, second year, Law

According to her friends, you should vote for Kathryn “if you’re looking for a gin loving Tory who’s long days of studying law and ballet don’t stop her from going out most nights of the week”. If you wanna casually run into her then get down to Fruity where she’s still looking to find “the man of her dreams, so form an orderly queue boys”.

She’s from the Midlands (is that even a real place), but be careful of her backhanded comments – apparently they hurt.

When she heard about her nomination, Kathryn said: “Oh what an honour. Can finally get rid of tinder and concentrate on my fruity moves rather than hanging round the bar getting boys to buy me VKs (unsuccessfully)”.

Kate Offord, second year, Geography and Management

Kate is simply just a “sound Leeds gal looking for someone to have fun with”.

When she heard about her nomination, Kate said that she was “slightly offended although flattered to be nominated so thanks to whoever did”.