I told boys on Tinder I won’t have sex before marriage

Some fuck boys have souls


Most millennials use Tinder for a one night stand and maybe even a free drink if you're lucky. But what happens when sex is removed from the equation? Do Tinder boys actually want to date without sex?

I’m not a believer in no sex before marriage but I’m sure there are many Tinder users who are.

So for all the gals who aren’t interested in pre-martial sex, I poked and probed a few Tinder boys to see what they really thought of an area of sexuality, which is rarely talked about. I also wanted to see whether Tinder could exceed its kinky reputation into the realms of love, dating and everything else that makes me want to vom.

I found a handful of gentleman, who were actually respectful of my fake beliefs. And about fifty handfuls of dickheads.

The proposals

Unoriginal, desperate, but hey, at least I'm marriage material.

Unoriginal, desperate, but hey, at least I'm marriage material.

The insults

I think he got confused between asexual and homosexual. Bless him.

I think he got confused between asexual and homosexual. Bless him.

And most girls only shag boys who don’t insult their looks three messages in, but I guess we can’t all have what we want.

And most girls only shag boys who don’t insult their looks three messages in, but I guess we can’t all have what we want.

The gentleman

What a Bae

What a Bae

The golden one

Calls me a liar, insults my looks, then still asks to shag me…is he broken? Nope, just a classic Geordie Tinder boy.

Calls me a liar, insults my looks, then still asks to shag me…is he broken? Nope, just a classic Geordie Tinder boy.

The 'sex is everything' guys

He didn’t even try to understand or accept my fake religious beliefs. He only disrespected me by telling me that I'm wrong. That was kind.

He didn’t even try to understand or accept my fake religious beliefs. He only disrespected me by telling me that I'm wrong. That was kind.

Is actually liking your partner too much to ask of the generation of slutty millennials, who define a relationship as matching on Tinder?

Is actually liking your partner too much to ask of the generation of slutty millennials, who define a relationship as matching on Tinder?

Okay yep, I’ll just put beliefs to one side, pray God isn’t watching and suck you off. Why don’t we crack on with anal while we’re at it?

Okay yep, I’ll just put beliefs to one side, pray God isn’t watching and suck you off. Why don’t we crack on with anal while we’re at it?

Jesus himself

Well, I can't argue with God himself. Side note: He really did look like Jesus.

Well, I can't argue with God himself. Side note: He really did look like Jesus.

The one

When asked what other guys had replied to my question:

Marry me?

Marry me?

They caught me

Tinder boys communicate apparently.

Tinder boys communicate apparently.

I've used Tinder just as much as any single gal. We’ve all had our fair share of bellends and also that one guy, who turned out to be a 10/10. Although for some reason, the real dickheads gravitate towards Geordie Tinder.

I’m genuinely surprised at how respectful most of the guys were as I was always under the impression that no sex sent them running. Some were actually keen to know if I had any more questions or perhaps they just liked talking to a girl about sex without the entire sexting, dick pic, sketchy meet up ritual.

So even when the act of sex itself is removed, they still want to talk about it. After all, sex is what Tinder is famous for. Tinder boys aren’t all bad, in fact some don’t even want sex at all. But apparently a cheeky blow job is all you need to keep them under control.

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