Things we’ve legitimately overheard at Leeds Uni
“But mines bigger than yours”
Alexandra WrightLeeds is one of the greatest universities in the country: we rank at 16th in the UK, to be exact. We’ve even been named the UK’s best city for culture. But my god do we say some stupid things. Seriously. It’s hard to believe, I know, but here are some examples of the best/stupidest things heard on Leeds campus.
“Brexit just kinda ruined old people for me”
*While drinking a latte* “Oh god, I’m drinking the pattern. It’s ruining the aesthetic”
Trump’s ban isn’t really bad, it’s only three months. That’s not that long”
“I wouldn’t be a very good homeless person because I don’t have any talents. I don’t even have a dog”
“But mine’s bigger than yours”
“I was literally thinking in my head…mate, you look more of a prostitute than anyone”
*Talking about houses* “Yours has a sort of crack den vibe”
“Oh my god. It’s a penis. That’s too much for Old Bar”
“I just added that one and got loads of dick pics”
Leeds student rammed a police car to escape after being caught selling cocaine and cannabis
Francesca Eke23-year-old Asif Yaseen was given a suspended sentence and will be permitted to continue studying at the University of Leeds
Jamie Laing to quit showbiz and return to Leeds University to teach broadcast journalism
A leaked email revealed that Jamie will be moving back north to lecture on podcasting and media
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Molly WithersYes, I have spent all my student loan in Pop Boutique
LUU take no action against new SU officer who exceeded campaign spend limit in elections
Formal complaints were not recognised due to candidates submitting expenses after the deadline
Former Leeds student received unwanted sexual advances from two driving instructors
Alice’s instructor told her she was ‘the most amazing person he’d ever known’
In pictures: Leeds students flooded ring road in huge Palestine protest through city centre
Students currently occupying Leeds Uni’s Parkinson Building attended Saturday’s protest after negotiations with the university
Student occupiers ‘locked in’ Parkinson Building confirm they can leave ‘through fire exit’
Leeds Palestinian Solidarity Group and Student Rebellion said that food and supplies are delivered inside the building between ‘certain hours’
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Sophie MortThis one goes out to the final years writing their diss
Leeds students occupying Parkinson building claim the university rescinded its offer to meet
The occupiers also claim that security closed the building ‘four hours before the agreed time’
Leeds students occupying Parkinson Court demand meeting with uni in protest for Palestine
The students’ demands require the University of Leeds to condemn Israeli genocide, create a safe space for people to protest and ban war criminals from its campus
19-year-old student raped in Leeds park after chance bus-stop encounter in city centre
Her attacker, a dad of three, was ruled as a danger to lone females and jailed for more than 15 years
Candlelight vigil to be held in Leeds this weekend for university students lost to suicide
ForThe100 will be holding a vigil on Saturday 2nd March in Millennium Square
Leeds students stage walkout in protest of Israel’s bombardment of Rafah
Organisers said the march was about giving an ‘active space’ for students to show their solidarity with Palestine
Leeds Jewish students feared for their lives after van driver ‘threatened to ram’ them
Two students were threatened and verbally abused while walking to prayer service at Hillel House
Leeds student who kept knives in halls and planned ‘shoot up for the lols’ jailed
Nicholas Rees was sentenced to six years in prison after speaking about making bombs
Boss of PRYZM blames students not going out as much for club closures
Bella FatherleyRekom has closed 17 venues across the country
Jewish chaplain at Leeds University forced into hiding following death threats
More than 500 Leeds alumni have signed an open letter warning about ‘the current state of anti-Semitism on campus’
Jewish student centre vandalised after emeritus Leeds professor ‘suggested protest there’
‘Free Palestine’ was graffitied on Hillel House after a professor called for a ‘coordinated response’
Madeleine complains that her MAFS Australia edit made her look like a ‘batsh*t crazy b*tch’
The psychic medium said that producers ‘pushed on a relationship topic that she didn’t want to go into’
MAFS Australia bride says groom broke up with her ‘out of the blue’ and won’t reply to her
Emily Smith‘He won’t reply to me. He hasn’t replied’
A body language expert says Jack and Tori are lying about having sex on MAFS Australia
Harrison Brocklehurst‘Do I think they had proper sex? No’
Everything Eden and Jayden have been up to since their messy run on MAFS Australia
Apparently they broke up FOUR TIMES after filming finished
This is why everyone thinks Taylor Swift’s song thanK you aIMee is about Kim Kardashian
The title literally spells out KIM!!
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‘They shake their heads and say God help her when I tell them he’s my man’
Richard Gadd speaks about how similar Baby Reindeer’s Martha actually is to his real stalker
Phoebe KowhaiShe did actually send him over 41,071 emails and leave 350 hours of voicemails
Student at £43,000 a year private school ‘smashed the skulls’ of two students with hammer
The 17-year-old also tried to kill a teacher in ‘horrific attack’
Ellie Ring
What have Timothy and Lucinda been up to since their MAFS Australia 2024 homestay fight?
They’re still besties!
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He’s in a police show with Stephen Graham!
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Iona MacRobertShe’s been in the headlines a lot lately
After their tense homestay, are Jack and Tori still together after MAFS Australia 2024?
I need answers immediately
Yikes! A snippet of Taylor Swift’s new album has allegedly leaked and people are SLATING it
‘We declared Charlie Puth should be a bigger artist’ is an actual lyric
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Lily ColdstreamYes, it’s possible to thirst after a man who looks like a carved pumpkin
What has Andrea been up to since leaving MAFS Australia 2024 with her head held high?
She’s living her best life
Love Island’s Zach goes on huge rant about girls ‘wearing nothing’ and ‘selling themselves’
‘People really out here selling themselves for some views/likes’
So, here’s the real reason why Martha calls Donny Baby Reindeer
The show is named after the pet name Martha actually called him in real life
Lauren from MAFS Australia has been spotted on a night out getting close to her ex again
There’s picture evidence!!!
Producers forced Tim to bring up cheating scandal again on homestays for more MAFS drama
And edited their homestays to ‘look worse than it actually was’