Student Pet of the Week

Every week we’ll be picking a BPOC (Big Pet On Campus). Meet Lady Pistachio Moo, the cat from Hyde Park


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Name: Lady Pistachio Moo (a.k.a Moo) because she looks like a cow and her eyes are pistachio

Age: 13 weeks

Colour: Black and White

Breed: Feline (no one knows there family tree these days, but probably descended from ancient Egyptian goddess cat Bastet.)

Likes: Being a hyper-diddly-puss, hiding behind toilets for 6 hours, getting her paw paws painted, her weekly blow dry and talking about art.

Dislikes: Hoovers, being alone in the dark, being patronised by street cats, the name Felix – it has been over done.

Relationship status: She is the pussy about town, however no pedigrees have come her way. For now her neighbour Hank will have to do.

Celebrity crush: Thomas O’Malley the Alley cat and Andrew Lloyd Webber – his production of CATS and his feline features is such a turn on.

Music: Loves the Pussy Cat Dolls and the occasional Reggae night.

Ambition: To be the big cat round campus, to twerk like Miley Cyrus (a feline with attitude), and to raise money in aid of the orphan pussys round Hyde Park of which there are many.

Moo is co owned by 6 third year ladies who live in Hyde Park. 4 of them do history of art, one does classics and the other does film and photography, Moo enjoys being surrounded by the arts.

Moo neglected to tell her current owners that she was having a six-hour shower last week, and in their despair they thought they had lost her. Moo, however, had just had a bad day and was in need of a pussy pampering session, taking herself off for a bit of meow time. Hide and seek is Moo’s new favourite game.

 

Does your animal have what it takes to become The Tab’s Student Pet of the Week?

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