Nightclub Photos of the week: The 9 Stages of Drinking

A night out can be broken down into 9 distinct stages. It’s a slippery slope from start to finish in Leeds


1)   Getting buzzed 

Hold up, drank

 

 

2)   Throwing shapes  

Doing your own little thing

 

3)   Heartfelt singing 

I hate these slurred lines

 

4)   Lesbian tendencies  

Ain’t no big deal, it’s innocent

 

5)   The turning point  

Drinking from the bottle

 

6)   Indecent exposure 

Oh my god. Becky, look at her butt

 

7)   Rowdy behaviour   

Wait, is that you Miley!? 

8)   Rolling eyeballs

I’ve got my eye on you…

 

9)    Curtains close

…just hold on, we’re going home