Drunken fresher floods hall after passing out in the shower

Her knickers clogged the drain

Clubbers of the week: Extreme exam drought edition

Exams? What exams?

What’s the best night out in Lancaster? Vote now

Let’s settle this

Is the five second rule dangerous for your health?

Some people just want to watch the world burn

Local MP calls on university to distance itself from paedo honorary grad

They still boast his name on the honorary graduate web page

Outed paedophile Sir Cyril Smith is an honorary Lancaster grad

He was awarded the degree in 1993

‘For educational use only’: Porn DVD found in library collection

Floor A YXPA.D75 if you’re interested