Take this quiz to find out if you’re more Lancs or UCLAN
Take the test and see
Tom BedworthIt's a debate as old as time itself: Which is better, UCLan or Lancaster Uni?
Luckily, we've already conducted a scientific study into all aspects of both institutions, and you can find that here.
But that's not all – everyone really needs to know whether or not they belong at their own university. Are you a loyal Lancs student or do you secretly wish that you'd enrolled at UCLan? Lucky for you, The Tab Lancaster have devised a quick little quiz that'll help you figure out where you *really* belong…
So there you have it. Don't like the result? Tough. Well… it isn't tough. You could always just take the test again. I know I wouldn't blame you.
Anyway, the results of the test really are definitive. But don't let your results get you down, because at the end of the day it really all just boils down to this cold, hard, somewhat consoling fact: At least you aren't the University of Cumbria.
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