Lanc’s most notorious BNOC: the results
And the winner is…
You've nominated your most notorious BNOCs on campus, and they've slowly been reduced to one, the MOST notorious BNOC at Lancaster! The winner is…
A word from the BNOC himself…
I only won because I'm a tech head (shoutout to Chabbudz). Happy the girthy people out there are getting the recognition they deserve.
Feel now is a good time to admit that the badger let me win the wrestle so this is built on a lie. It's impossible to wrestle a badger.
Happy to take the title but couldn't have done it without the following:
– Lancaster University Rugby League (big up the Lynx)
– Lancaster University Women's Hockey (big up Toto)
– FGH security (best in the game)
– the Sugar staff (tip them well)
Final thoughts? Toby Holt is the biggest BNOC.
‘The University has agreed that in-person exams will only take place where a Professional, Statutory or Regulatory Body (PSRB) has advised that in person exams should take place’
Medical school really does tread the fine line between success and absolute burnout
‘We want to let people know there are many hidden gems in the city’
‘We will continue to deliver in-person teaching, as planned, and provide access to labs and facilities for research’
‘A whole-university approach to student mental health and wellbeing’
If you spend more time socialising than studying, your anthem is definitely ‘Merry Christmas Everyone’
Three 1A buses, two library trees and an Under-19 Dayrider!
Monty the Penguin or we riot
‘This is not a decision that was taken lightly’
I’m judging you if you’re a Dairy Milk
A traffic cone for a tree? That’s a new one
Whether or not you have sprouts on your Christmas dinner tells us all we need to know
The policy is named ‘The Race & Ethnic Minority New Deal’
The uni scored zero per cent on Environmental Policy, Carbon Management and Waste and Recycling
‘Lancaster University will continue to deliver face-to-face teaching this week and next’
You’ve got to get through the festive period somehow
Even baddies like a festive feast.
If you played Mary you’re the mum friend now
Because being an elf is what every uni student is working towards, really
Rugby Union have raised over 14 grand
I guess every day’s a party at Downing Street!!
Forget Vodify and just pass me the vodka
In summary: they’re both pretty mad
This is the first time the Hype House star has spoken openly about the claims
There were 670 reports of spiking by injection between September and December
He recently introduced himself as Tristan
Can everyone chill tf out please
Beaux said, ‘I’m sorry to everyone and nothing like that has ever, ever happened again’
It suddenly got real hot in here!!
The taxi home got yassified
I don’t need a history degree, I’ve got a 15-point streak x
But let’s face it, every one of them is wow wow wow wow!
Georgia is a student midwife!!
Amy sacked off being a West End producer to pursue her dream: eyebrow shaping
Elevate your daily skincare routine with sustainable practices
Makes all those student debts seem worth it, doesn’t it?
Yes, they do get up at 5am and only have 20 minutes to get ready
Dream trainspotting location? The West Coast Main Line, of course x
Is the government making a fatal mistake?
Get these pop-ups off my FYP
Wait, what was the game?