Lanc’s most notorious BNOC: the results
And the winner is…
You've nominated your most notorious BNOCs on campus, and they've slowly been reduced to one, the MOST notorious BNOC at Lancaster! The winner is…
A word from the BNOC himself…
I only won because I'm a tech head (shoutout to Chabbudz). Happy the girthy people out there are getting the recognition they deserve.
Feel now is a good time to admit that the badger let me win the wrestle so this is built on a lie. It's impossible to wrestle a badger.
Happy to take the title but couldn't have done it without the following:
– Lancaster University Rugby League (big up the Lynx)
– Lancaster University Women's Hockey (big up Toto)
– FGH security (best in the game)
– the Sugar staff (tip them well)
Final thoughts? Toby Holt is the biggest BNOC.
72% of Lancaster students think that the uni does not support mental health
Vote now for your Lancs BNOC of 2022!
The international student was found by a couple in Preston’s Moor Park in April of this year
The altercation took place in the early hours of Sunday morning
Spoiler alert: It ends in Cumbria
From pirates to blockbusters, the colleges are really going for it this year
A literary magazine for people to showcase their creativity
‘A good bench can change the course of your day’
A guide on how to cope with stress and stay calm when exams are overwhelming you
A fancy dress cowboy hat is obviously essential x
Your kitchen will inexplicably smell like the bin – learn to live with it
Basically everyone wants to go to Exeter and Cardiff
‘You can have a negative opinion but never bring someone’s superpower into it because that’s ableism’
Spoiler, they’re all now pretty wealthy
One person literally just said they were ‘too busy’ for the UK’s biggest dating show
‘She has no business monetising from a culture she has nothing to do with’
He’s off to Durham Uni to study Biological Sciences
In case you’d forgotten, he got a C and two Us x
‘Adam and his friends were extremely shaken up by the situation’
Sophie revealed the date of their upcoming wedding on live TV
Have your phone at the ready
Brb, re-registering as a fresher
He’s married and has a child!
If you get full marks, maybe it’s time to stop rewatching x
Kitty is getting her own spin-off!
Nothing reels students in more like free food x
Some have nasty side effects
‘We’re saddened to share we are separating and will begin the process of divorcing’