Lancs most notorious BNOC: The semi-finals
The Big Four
DaisyThe votes are in and we're down to the final four!
Heat 1: Jade Sullivan
How do you feel about making it to the semi-finals? It made me laugh a lot that I'd made it so far, clearly I've got some loyal fans x
Why do you think you deserve to make it to the finals? I deserve to make it to the finals, because I've spent three years working towards being the biggest BNOC.
What would you like to say to your opponents? I would like to say to my opponents, especially George Nuttall, that working for LUSU doesn't make you a BNOC, you've gotta work for it x
Jade
Heat 2: George Nuttall
How do you feel about making it to the semi-finals? Mixed emotions as I nominated Amy Merchant and wanted her to win, but happy to be here.
Why do you feel you deserve to make it to the finals? Cause I'm Lancaster's second hottest single (scientifically proven by the Tab) so let me at least be Lancaster's second biggest BNOC.
What would you like to say to your opponents? Best of luck! Also Jade, honey, you're trying way too hard for this x
George
Heat 3: Alice Mills
How do you feel about making it to the semi-finals? Honestly, I'm just glad that one of us beat Guy F P Watts to it.
Why do you think you deserve to make it to the finals? Would give me something nice to put in my Tinder bio.
What would you like to say to your opponents? Hope you're all having a nice day.
Alice
Heat 4: Jake Guria-Garnett
How do you feel about making it to the semi-finals? I didn't even realise people actually voted in these things.
Why do you think you deserve to make it to the finals? Two reasons:
1. Still the only person to have successfully wrestled a badger.
2. Technically have the longest name of everyone left sooo…
What would you like to say to your opponents? Run. It. Straight.
Jake
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