Nominations are now open for Lancaster’s Maddest Fresher
Are you worthy of this classy title?
So it's been a month since you all started at Lancaster, and it's fair to say that first impressions count. We all thought a night in Lancaster was going to be tame.
Are you THAT flatmate who's out every single night? Do you cram 100 freshers into your tiny Pendle Standard kitchen for pres? Have you passed out in Sugar Alley on more than one occasion? Threw up on the Sugar bus? We need YOU.
Simply fill in this form to nominate your mate, or yourself if you're that self aware. Let the games begin.
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The manifesto claimed that strikes could be ‘potentially fatal’ to students
The event was an open forum where students could ask candidates what they would do if elected
Petition to rename it Jennifer Coolidge: The Movie
Sorry but how the hell did we miss these?
Sashay away if you can’t get full marks
‘If I was a woman in the same situation, would I have got that support? There’s a good chance I probably would’
And they’re still mates
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I am trying so hard not to shout out ‘bing bong’ rn😤😤
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I am obsessed with how chaotic season five looks already
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This isn’t worth the nine grand a year we’re paying
Right, so who is actually doing serious SALES?
I can see myself hanging out with Amanza, why not?
BAN THEM ALL IMMEDIATELY