Lancaster, here are your almighty Clubbers of the Week

Stay classy, Lancaster

It’s been quite the week. Something probably happened with a duck because it’s Lancaster. The Spine still looks like it’s “been granted freedom” by America; has nothing to do with the olive oil in Pizzetta Republic. However, my greatest source of irony and entertainment was the proposal in the library, right next to a bunch of Statistics books; apparently the rings are just two hollowed out dice with the words, “We’ll be different, right?” on each face. All jokes aside, we’re rooting for you.

Sloppy Sloth of the Week

Get an actual grip.

Get an actual grip.

Pro Gamers of the Week

CS:GO away.

CS:GO away.

2008 Disney Show Poster of the Week

His dad wants him to play baseball, but he just wants to dance. Sometimes, middle school is a Swing and a Miss. "Home Run", on Thursdays after "Hannah Montanna".

“His dad wants him to play baseball, but he just wants to dance. Sometimes, middle school is a Swing and a Miss. ‘Home Run’, on Thursdays after ‘Hannah Montanna’.”

Daily Mail ‘Reader’ of the Week

"She is gaggin' for it."

“She is gaggin’ for it.”

Goofy Lookin’ Dummies of the Week

You are silly looking people.

You are silly looking people.

I rate that Dab: Drab

You look like a couple of Usain Dolts.

You look like a couple of Usain Dolts.

Platonic Pals of the week

"This hug is getting a little long Dave..."

“This hug is getting a little long Dave…”

Droopy Drake of the Week

Started from the bottom, still a bottom, Drunkman.

Started from the bottom, still a bottom, Drunkman.

Rabbit Smusher of the Week

Hope these girls stay away from barns.

Barns.

Stunners of the Week

Buckle up, Buckaroos!

Buckle up, Buckaroos!

When you try to grab someone but your hands aren’t free

"I wonder what it smell like..."

“I wonder what it smells like…”

The Hillary Clinton Appreciation Society

Best way to get a number from these girls? Through Julian Assasnge.

Best way to get these girls’ numbers? Wikileaks.

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