Clubbers of the Week part two: The Freshening

Coming to a crappy club near you


If you’ve been caught by the Lancaster Photographer but haven’t made it into a Clubbers, believe me, I tried. But there was absolutely nothing funny or interesting about you so congrats, you’re too boring to even make fun of.

Absolute Mess of the Week

Get a bloody grip.

Labrador Retriever of the Week

I used to want to be this happy, until I found out I’d look this dumb.

‘Bathroom Emergency’ of the Week

“This never happens, I swear.”

This doesn’t even need a caption

Shite Shirt indeed.

Squatting Slavs of the week

“Back in mother Russia, the club dances you.”

Weird Al Dankovic

Looks like he dared to look stupid.

When the Mandy hits you so hard it leaks through the screen

“My face is a cloud.”

‘Quiet One’ of the Week

“You guys are cool, don’t come to the library tomorrow.”

Bois of the week

Call the plumbers, Preston is leaking.

Laddidy Lad Lad of the Lad

I couldn’t imagine trying so hard to be so mediocre.

Photo Credit to The Lancaster Photographer and Harry McGill.