Clubbers of the Week part two: The Freshening
Coming to a crappy club near you
Tadiwa MahlungeIf you’ve been caught by the Lancaster Photographer but haven’t made it into a Clubbers, believe me, I tried. But there was absolutely nothing funny or interesting about you so congrats, you’re too boring to even make fun of.
Absolute Mess of the Week
Get a bloody grip.
Labrador Retriever of the Week
I used to want to be this happy, until I found out I’d look this dumb.
‘Bathroom Emergency’ of the Week
“This never happens, I swear.”
This doesn’t even need a caption
Shite Shirt indeed.
Squatting Slavs of the week
“Back in mother Russia, the club dances you.”
Weird Al Dankovic
Looks like he dared to look stupid.
When the Mandy hits you so hard it leaks through the screen
“My face is a cloud.”
‘Quiet One’ of the Week
“You guys are cool, don’t come to the library tomorrow.”
Bois of the week
Call the plumbers, Preston is leaking.
Laddidy Lad Lad of the Lad
I couldn’t imagine trying so hard to be so mediocre.
Photo Credit to The Lancaster Photographer and Harry McGill.
Hydro Flask
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Self-care nights are cocktails, GBBO and stalking @Lancs_crush x
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Jess CowieNo, I will not be doing the YMCA in Sugar, but thanks for the suggestion x
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Catch me at the brat night on Tuesday
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Your flatmate might be fit but it doesn’t mean you should commit flatcest
Guys, Highest Point has been cancelled for 2025 and we’re all devastated
‘It’s not feasible to continue losing money year after year without reassessing our approach’
£2k raised for Gaza victims through charity football tournament at Lancaster University
This is the second annual charity football match
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The age old question: Sultans or Greggs?
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So you know exactly which flyers to take this Freshers’ Fair x
Omg! Sugar has turned its front room into an arcade, and I don’t know how I feel about it
Catch me at the boxing machine
Married Lancaster Uni graduates earn contract as coffee supplier to the university
Alex and Suzy Carrington graduated from Lancaster University in 2010
Lancaster Palestine Solidarity Campaign aims to raise £16k for clean water in Gaza
Atef, a Lancaster University graduate, is raising £16,000 to install a well in Gaza
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Laundry on a Sunday afternoon isn’t a good idea
Lancaster University rises two places in the Times and Sunday Times Good University Guide
We beat York by five places
Student excluded for role in pro-Palestine encampment on Lancaster Uni campus can graduate
Joe was given the news following a four month wait during which he missed his graduation ceremony
Students petition for Lancaster Uni to drop charges against student involved in encampment
Joe was suspended from the university for his involvement in protests during the pro-Palestine encampment
Lancaster University graduate who raised £165k for her final wish has died from cancer
Alexandra Angeles Caycho died at home from pancreatic cancer on 14th September 2024
Lancaster takeaway has premises licence revoked after breaching immigration law
The licence holder, Rudolf Collaku, has denied the takeaway’s links to modern slavery and money laundering
Lancaster University denies claims campus will transition to plant-based catering by 2027
‘We confirmed there were no plans to ban meat and dairy on campus at Lancaster’
Hayley Soen
Ranking the MAFS UK cast who came out looking the worst at that chaotic dinner party
Harrison BrocklehurstDid ANYONE have a nice time?
I said it, the Love Is Blind producers need to stop cutting out the most crucial scenes
Sofia AiraI’m sick of missing the moment everything goes down!
Breaking up marriages to stealing boats: Here’s every time Rory from Gilmore Girls sucked
Immy ClarkUnfortunately for Rory, being a felon does not go unnoticed
The top 10 most stressful grad jobs in 2024, and how little money you get paid for them
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Sacha has lived a thousand lives
A release day ranking of all the songs on Charli XCX’s Brat remix album
Brat autumn girlies rise up!
Explicit ranked sex list that was written by MAFS UK cast member has leaked online
Ellie RingEach person was given a score out of 10
These Freshers’ Week horror stories from Reddit are so feral you’ll drop out before your first lecture
Are we sure first year students are human?
Wait, did this Love Is Blind couple accidentally reveal that they’re still together?!
A very suspicious Instagram post may have exposed a huge secret
A date has finally been set for the P Diddy trial: Here’s everything we know so far
P Diddy will finally face trial next year
Every cringey compliment Luke has given to Amy so far on MAFS UK, ranked by ick factor
He compares Amy to everything from chorizo to a lamp
Emma issues public apology to Caspar, admits she was ‘horrified’ at her behaviour on MAFS
‘Don’t bait your husband at the table with the newbies’
‘In da clurb, we all fam’: Where the viral TikTok sound you can’t escape is actually from
Even Sabrina Carpenter is using it
Outer Banks star Carlacia Grant shares adorable thing about the characters and now I’m crying
‘Finally y’all caught on’
Erm, Polly revealed Adam threatened to ‘leave’ MAFS UK if she farted in front of him
‘I wasn’t allowed to fart because he said it was disgusting’
Who really is the richest One Direction member? All of their net worths, ranked
Those incomes really light up their world like nobody else
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Beware the history of art department
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‘Music is not important – artistry is’