Clubbers of the week

The 2:2 Edition


If your exams aren’t done and you’re still going out, you’re irresponsible. What happened to that drive you had at A-level? Where did that person go? Forget the nine grand, why are you throwing away the money your parents are supporting you with? Do you honestly think this is what they wanted for you? For shame.

Dastardly schemer of the week

Soon...

Soon…

Ridiculous fashion statement of the week

Happy birthday, you 90's soda can commercial.

Happy birthday, you 90’s soda can commercial

Absolute mess of the week

Maybe he thinks it's snowing

Maybe he thinks it’s snowing

Gratuitously overdone photobomb of the week

The only way you 'ruined' the picture was by being in it.

The only way you ‘ruined’ the picture was by being in it

Uncomfortable squirmer of the week

Weekly reminder to donate to ALS research.

Weekly reminder to donate to ALS research

Ginyu Dorks of the week

Draggin' Small D's

Draggin’ Small D’s

Views from the Sith

Straight Outta Tatooine

Straight Outta Tatooine

Star Whores Episode LXIX: A New Hole

Working titles include: “The Bone Wars” - “Darth Slayed Her” – “The Blasting Couch”

Working titles include: “The Bone Wars” – “Darth Slayed Her” – “The Blasting Couch”

Freudian Friendships of the week

That corner must be damper than the fucking amazon

That corner must be damper than the fucking amazon

“Haha! It’s funny cause it looks like he’s sucking me off! No homo hahahaha!!”

When you finally suck a cock, all it’s going to taste of is relief

Photo credit to The Lancaster Photographer.