Clubbers of the week
Red or white, it’s all wine to me
With the crushing defeat York has suffered in the Roses, on-campus alcoholism has skyrocketed. People are dying of liver damage. Well I say ‘people’, but at 93:153 following Saturday’s sporting events, they are essentially worth three fifths of us. Hustle has become the safest place in Lancaster, just let that sink in.
Suspicious Italian mobster of the week
Protruding pupils of the week
Hipster Jesus of the week
Freed house-elf of the week
Wandering limbs of the week
Aggressively happy clubber of the week
I stand corrected…
Fabulous fellow of the week
Freudian friendship of the week
Satisfying fart of the week
Pliable plonkers of the week
Photo credit to The Lancaster Photographer.