Clubbers of the week
Shame is for the weak
Tadiwa MahlungeEaster is on the horizon and to celebrate the coming brutal murder of an innocent Jew, Lancastarians are murdering their innocence and self-respect. Oh, this week was fantastic!
Fat Bastards of the week
Ahhhh! Ma titties!
Stiffler of the week
Yugoslavian Pie
The moment when you recognise someone from a seminar
“Dude we should really talk more.”
‘Urban’ guy of the week
Innit’ fam
Unhappy Sim of the week
It looks like we photoshopped her smile upside down
Unimpressed girl of the week
Those guys are doing nothing for her
Oh
Purest maidens of the week
The Greek economy is doing so poorly they’ve gone back to wearing linens
‘First gay experience’ of the week
Fuck Olly, litterally.
Unexpected pull of the week
She’s about to taste Seth’s pineapple espresso
Surprise prostate exam of the week
Seriously, is this guy okay?
White girl wasted black guy of the week
C’mon mate at least have some of your tongue in your mouth, you’re making us look bad
Jesus Christ man.
Dick of the week
“It’s not gay, it’s ironic!” – Every football social ever
Photo credit to The Lancaster Photographer.
Hydro Flask
Lancaster University’s vice-chancellor resigns from his role for principal role in Glasgow
Jessica OwenProfessor Andy Schofield has worked at Lancaster University for four years
Here are the top nine Lancaster Instagram accounts you should follow to get all the gossip
Self-care nights are cocktails, GBBO and stalking @Lancs_crush x
We asked ChatGPT how to survive Lancaster University’s Freshers’ Week and it was savage
Jess CowieNo, I will not be doing the YMCA in Sugar, but thanks for the suggestion x
In case you’ve missed it, here’s everything going on at Vibe this Freshers’ Week
Catch me at the brat night on Tuesday
Lancs students: Here are nine lies you will hear as freshers and why you shouldn’t listen
Your flatmate might be fit but it doesn’t mean you should commit flatcest
Guys, Highest Point has been cancelled for 2025 and we’re all devastated
‘It’s not feasible to continue losing money year after year without reassessing our approach’
£2k raised for Gaza victims through charity football tournament at Lancaster University
This is the second annual charity football match
Attention Lancaster Freshers: Here is your guide to some of the best Lancaster takeaways
The age old question: Sultans or Greggs?
Buckle in, Lancs Freshers: Here’s your ultimate guide to Lancaster Uni societies
So you know exactly which flyers to take this Freshers’ Fair x
Omg! Sugar has turned its front room into an arcade, and I don’t know how I feel about it
Catch me at the boxing machine
Married Lancaster Uni graduates earn contract as coffee supplier to the university
Alex and Suzy Carrington graduated from Lancaster University in 2010
Lancaster Palestine Solidarity Campaign aims to raise £16k for clean water in Gaza
Amy HitchenAtef, a Lancaster University graduate, is raising £16,000 to install a well in Gaza
Are you a Lancaster University fresher? Here’s what current students think you should know
Laundry on a Sunday afternoon isn’t a good idea
Lancaster University rises two places in the Times and Sunday Times Good University Guide
We beat York by five places
Student excluded for role in pro-Palestine encampment on Lancaster Uni campus can graduate
Joe was given the news following a four month wait during which he missed his graduation ceremony
Students petition for Lancaster Uni to drop charges against student involved in encampment
Joe was suspended from the university for his involvement in protests during the pro-Palestine encampment
Lancaster University graduate who raised £165k for her final wish has died from cancer
Alexandra Angeles Caycho died at home from pancreatic cancer on 14th September 2024
Lancaster takeaway has premises licence revoked after breaching immigration law
The licence holder, Rudolf Collaku, has denied the takeaway’s links to modern slavery and money laundering
Lancaster University denies claims campus will transition to plant-based catering by 2027
‘We confirmed there were no plans to ban meat and dairy on campus at Lancaster’
It’s official: The Lancaster Tab is looking for new writers!
Our open meeting is on Tuesday 8th October in the Harpley Lounge (Pendle Brew) at 6.30pm
The experts flopped! A definitive roundup of the most mismatched MAFS UK couples ever
Harrison BrocklehurstWhat on EARTH were they thinking!?
These 30 unhinged MAFS UK 2024 memes will keep you entertained until the show’s back
Claudia CoxI’ll be laughing over those fajitas for three to five working days
Nick admits he massively regrets comparing himself to Henry Cavill in Love Is Blind pods
Ellie Ring‘That’s a bad celebrity comparison’
All of Lacey’s many attempts to get famous before MAFS UK 2024
Hayley SoenAre there any cast members who haven’t been on Celebs Go Dating?
People think a huge MAFS UK scene with Eve and Charlie was cut after heated exit
Sofia AiraThere was definitely more behind the scenes that we didn’t see
Hannah ‘doesn’t regret’ her choice to write list of red flags about Nick on Love Is Blind
But admits she never meant for him to see it in the first place
All the green flags that prove Kieran from MAFS UK 2024 is a gem among men
He wrote a song for Kristina and it’s not even cringey
Kristina has ended our misery and posted statement about contents of mystery blue liquid
Finally I can sleep at night
P Diddy denied bail twice as he’s labelled a ‘danger to the community’ by judge
He will have to be detained until his trial
MAFS UK and Love Is Blind officiant explains how she knows which marriages will last
I’m guarding Kristina and Kieran with my life
Huge MAFS UK editing error proves Kieran and Kristina’s dinner conversation was all staged
I actually can’t believe they messed this up so badly
Here he goes! I regret to inform you Liam Payne is once again being a menace to society
He got so annoying at Niall Horan’s concert that security had to intervene
Kim Kardashian slams media for turning Menendez brothers into ‘eye candy’ in lengthy essay
She called upon them to be freed and claimed they were ‘not monsters’ when she visited them in jail
Charlie reveals ‘turning point’ when she knew relationship with Eve ‘could never come back’
And admitted the one thing Eve could have done to save the relationship
Kesha says her boyfriend broke up with her because she didn’t take him to a Taylor Swift party
She purposely didn’t invite him to check if he was with her for the wrong reasons
Major Love Is Blind editing error finally proves the pods are completely staged
They haven’t even tried to cover this up
Lacey reveals MAFS UK producers ‘told’ them to make fajitas and her mum had ‘no say’ in it
She also explained Nathan and her mum cuddled on the sofa afterwards but scene was cut
Ok, Margaret Qualley just spilled on if she wore prosthetic boobs in The Substance
‘Unfortunately, there is no magic boob potion’
Where the MAFS UK 2024 weddings were filmed, and how rich you’d have to be to get married there
If it’s good enough for royalty, then it’s good enough for MAFS
An expert explains why the TikTok ick list trend could be ruining your relationship
Don’t listen to Love Is Blind – ick lists are bad!
The tragic amounts it costs to go to the highest achieving UK private schools in 2024
Apparently being rich makes you better at GCSEs