Yik-Yaks of the week
We’ve hit the yak-pot
Max HarrisWhether it’s a long one on the John or you’re just trying to look busy to avoid talking to someone, Yik Yak’s charm, since its release in 2013, has yet to wear off. And whilst many abuse its majesty (for Yik-Yak is no Tinder substitute for criminally desperate, nor part of some kind of smear campaign against UCUM), there’ll always be those comical Yakky gems that’ll have you cackling for the days that follow.
And to those Yaks we say: thank you.
The Grateful for a Steak Bake Yak
#blessed
The Bowland Jedis Yak
Obviously a very passionate Astrophysics student here
The Dancing with Deadlines Yak
Rebel without a course
The Barefoot Breakfast Yak
Gives real meaning to the phrase “walking off your dinner”
The ‘Walk of Shame’ Yak
We’ve all been there
The World War Z…ZZZ Yak
Every morning is a battle
The Wisdom Tooth Yak
Wisdom teeth: good for sinking your teeth into some knowledge
The Taxi Betrayal Yak
“Ah sorry mate I actually don’t have any money”
The Forking Yak
Fingers crossed he finds his little spoon sometime soon
The Seminar Excitement Yak
And then you get the question wrong
The ‘Sir Works-a-Lot’ Yak
Baby Got Book
The Ice Cream Extortion Yak
For those that want their bank account and their brain frozen
The Club Attendance Yak
Does your seminar have 3-4-£5 though?
The Ground Floor Accommodation Yak
Stop watching me procrastinate neighborino
The Missing Capital Letters Yak
148+ Grammar Nazis at Lancaster confirmed
The Carrot in the Shower Yak
I’m not sure I want to know the answer to this question
The Long Journey Home Yak
Spot on with the cold weather too
Lancs students: It’s time to apply for The Lancaster Tab 2024/25 editorial team
Amelia JordanThe deadline is on April 22nd, so get applying!
Lancaster University announces new Deputy Vice-Chancellor
Jessica OwenProfessor Rebecca Lingwood will take on the role from July 2024.
11 subjects from Lancaster University are in the World top 100 rankings
Jess LawlorAccording to the new rankings which have recently been released, some of the subjects at Lancaster University are within the world top 100
It’s official: Isaac from Sultan’s is running for Lancaster MP in upcoming local election
Hannah CleryHe’s getting ready to say ‘Hello my friends’ in the House of Commons
Celebrate your summer in style: Lancaster Uni Students’ Union introduces the Summer Ball
Amy HitchenWho needs Extravs when LUSU is throwing a Summer Ball?
We asked Lancs students about their moments of love at uni and the responses are adorable
What a lovely way to finish off the term
Kimberly Wyatt, Marvin Humes and James Haskell: Sugar announces Roses weekend lineup
Tickets will go on sale this Friday 22nd March 2024 at 4pm
From Sugar to Spoons: Where the cast of Celebrity Big Brother would be found in Lancaster
David would definitely be partying all night in Sugar!
Women dies from heart attack whilst swimming in pool at Lancaster University
Laura West died from an undiagnosed genetic heart condition
Tell us about your Lent term at Lancs and we’ll tell you which GUTS tour moment you are
Currently channelling all of our stress into screaming along to Get Him Back x
‘Reading this is like going through a maze’: Rating scathing Lancaster lecturer’s comments
Let’s be honest, lecturers can be absolutely brutal
Lancaster University Students’ Union announces nominees for the 2024 Society Awards
The winners will be announced on Wednesday 20th March
Happy St Paddy’s weekend! Here’s your guide to St Patrick’s Day in Lancaster
James DaviesHere’s the best and most lucrative way to spend St Patrick’s Day in Lancs
The Comedy Store set to come to the Great Hall for ‘a night of non-stop laughter’
Five of the ‘freshest and funniest comedians on the circuit’ will perform at Lancaster University
Quiz: Find your next dissertation writing study spot in Lancaster based on your personality
Stop procrastinating and go write your dissertation xx
Bay Search and Rescue save over 40 people from being caught out by spring tide in Morecambe Bay
Their patrols also saw their teams helping a number of vehicles to safety
Lancaster University achieves first victory in UniBrass Competition 2024
Lancaster University has its first win in the UniBrass Shield Section 2024
Lancaster University student charged with damaging fire door and assaulting three men
Ariana KubiakRitupren Sahoo assaulted a a police officer and two other men
66 per cent of Lancaster students’ maintenence loan doesn’t cover their rent – Tab Survey
74 per cent say that they rely on money from family and friends to cover their living costs
Tom Odell and Busted: Here’s this year’s Highest Point 2024 line up
Gok Wan loved Lancs so much last time, he’s back again!
Here’s where else to watch the Outer Banks cast while you wait patiently for season four
Emily SmithFilling the major Pogue shaped hole in my life rn
Phoebe Kowhai
Everything Natalie and Collins have been up to since their disastrous time on MAFS Australia
Harrison BrocklehurstIf I had to hear about Collins discussing OnlyFans, you do too
Everything Richard Gadd has said about Jessica Gunning’s captivating Baby Reindeer performance
Francesca Eke‘It lived and died on Martha and we couldn’t have been luckier’
Okay, so what happens next in the Ellie and Jono cheating saga on MAFS Australia 2024?
Ellie RingJono becomes public enemy number one
The 10 best songs on Taylor Swift’s The Tortured Poets Department, according to streams
Justice for So High School!!!
Jess reveals she and Callum ‘no longer speak’ after he did something ‘unforgiveable’ to her
‘I wouldn’t say he’s a friend’
Hi Barbie! Meet the student who has written her entire dissertation on the Barbie movie
Not her supervisor’s name being Ken!
Holidays and moving in together: Inside Tom and Molly’s adorable post Love Island life
They’re actually too wholesome
Baby Reindeer’s Jessica Gunning has spoken out about people trying to find the real Martha
‘I think it’s a real, real shame, because it shows that they haven’t watched the show properly’
‘Taylor Swift pub’ The Black Dog staff have spoken out about chaotic week mobbed by Swifties
‘We’ve got a Swift half pint on the menu, which people can get for free if they sing a Taylor lyric’
Kim Kardashian is ‘over’ Taylor Swift feud and ‘thinks Taylor should move on’ after new song
Taylor’s new album features a song called ‘thanK you aIMee’ which is believed to be a massive dig at Kim
From tattoos to moving in together: What are Tori and Jack up to after MAFS Australia 2024?
They’re in their own little bubble
More lies Jack from MAFS Australia has been telling his ex have surfaced and it’s chaos
‘He’s only staying with Tori because he’s backed into a corner’
Ben slams Ellie for being ‘vindictive’ on MAFS and claims she’s with Jono for ‘publicity’
‘She always played the victim’
Cast member Ben claims MAFS Australia 2024 producers mocked and ‘criticised’ his ADHD
‘I didn’t sign up to be taken advantage of through my mental health’
A look inside the wholesome life of Jessica Gunning who carried Baby Reindeer as Martha
I can’t believe she’s not actually Scottish
No ifs, no buts: These are the absolute WORST episodes of Black Mirror ever
Black Mirror episode idea: Me being forced to watch these on loop