Yik-Yaks of the week
We’ve hit the yak-pot
Max HarrisWhether it’s a long one on the John or you’re just trying to look busy to avoid talking to someone, Yik Yak’s charm, since its release in 2013, has yet to wear off. And whilst many abuse its majesty (for Yik-Yak is no Tinder substitute for criminally desperate, nor part of some kind of smear campaign against UCUM), there’ll always be those comical Yakky gems that’ll have you cackling for the days that follow.
And to those Yaks we say: thank you.
The Grateful for a Steak Bake Yak
#blessed
The Bowland Jedis Yak
Obviously a very passionate Astrophysics student here
The Dancing with Deadlines Yak
Rebel without a course
The Barefoot Breakfast Yak
Gives real meaning to the phrase “walking off your dinner”
The ‘Walk of Shame’ Yak
We’ve all been there
The World War Z…ZZZ Yak
Every morning is a battle
The Wisdom Tooth Yak
Wisdom teeth: good for sinking your teeth into some knowledge
The Taxi Betrayal Yak
“Ah sorry mate I actually don’t have any money”
The Forking Yak
Fingers crossed he finds his little spoon sometime soon
The Seminar Excitement Yak
And then you get the question wrong
The ‘Sir Works-a-Lot’ Yak
Baby Got Book
The Ice Cream Extortion Yak
For those that want their bank account and their brain frozen
The Club Attendance Yak
Does your seminar have 3-4-£5 though?
The Ground Floor Accommodation Yak
Stop watching me procrastinate neighborino
The Missing Capital Letters Yak
148+ Grammar Nazis at Lancaster confirmed
The Carrot in the Shower Yak
I’m not sure I want to know the answer to this question
The Long Journey Home Yak
Spot on with the cold weather too
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