Clubbers of the week: Extreme exam drought edition
Exams? What exams?
The third years are just polishing off their exams. The freshers have either just started them, or are gearing up to in the weeks to come. It feels like nobody’s going to come out alive.
Thankfully, we still have club photos to get us through.
Angriest Beard of The Week
Good guy bouncer of the week
Gurn of the week
Not content with a mere single gurn, this fella cropped up again, having apparently not changed his expression once in the interim.
Bromance of the week
Tripping-the-most-balls of the week
Strangest pull of the week
Most ‘in her zone’ of the week
Yes, you get a free T-shirt xx
‘A really scary time for students, especially women and this should be a top priority for the Students’ Union’
A clearly laid out schedule for the ease of every fresher
To make sure staff and students are safe for the academic year
They juggle university, business, and a lot of dough
Business owner branded the price ‘ridiculous’
‘We draw strength from our global outlook, welcoming the brightest and the best students and staff from around the world’
‘My experience made me realise how many students are affected by brain tumours’
‘If I do offend or trigger someone, I don’t see that as much of a problem’
Deputy Vice-Chancellor outlines the new updates for students returning to campus in October
After a hard fought campaign by BAME students to rename Sugarhouse, its name remains the same
‘We’d have been better off if we’d never come to Lancaster University’
Students in attendance were also banned from this year’s extravs
‘I have felt often unsupported, misunderstood, tokenised and unable to speak out’
The ducks didn’t appreciate me invading their space
The demonstration aims to put pressure on local councillors to vote in solidarity with Palestine
‘What we can do is educate students on the club’s history’
LUSU have outlined how Extravs will be conducted in a Covid-safe environment
How much is the Grand Dame really worth?
Your mates won’t have the same hairline by then
‘This show gets better every season’
I’m obsessed with @onlynanss
RUMOUR HAS IT I’M THE ONE YOU’RE LEAVING HER FOR
One uni was the subject of a pistol duel, while another was founded with money from Smirnoff vodka
The theory also suggests Prince Andrew could die four days later
Fancy moving near the Goldberg-Quinns, do we?
I’ve been shaking, crying and streaming Easy On Me all morning
He was an actor in the show
If this is true then love is dead
How is this man not in prison?
Choosing to have your hair up in a bun? That screams Libby Mae
I can’t get enough of his wholesome content
HOLD ME I AM SO READY
Just another Mumsnet discussion with no actual understanding about students’ lives🙄
‘I truly believe that a PhD degree can kill you’
It’s believed to be the biggest with any Love Islander in history
However it won’t be all lines opening
And here I was spunking the whole thing on orange VKs