The freshers are coming: The best of Lancaster offer holders Facebook groups
They’re very enthused
The swarm has descended.
Young, innocent and extra friendly. They will add you. They will stalk you. They will question you on everything and expect you to answer.
We were all there once but, like the hunk of cheese that’s stuck to the back of your fridge, we have well and truly matured.
The same cannot be said of this lot, whose keen-natured friendliness makes you want to shrivel up and cry into your textbook.
Oh, the hopeful youth of today.
Hey, hey, you, you!
Some cute noughties reference bonding over here.
Camel… ? How rAnDoM
What a cutie pie.
Second years crushing the hopes and dreams of the freshers.
Just another random chat in the freshers groups. Bananas?! Wow!
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have our first cast of the net #fishing
Looking forward to meeting you all next year. Welcome to Lancaster.
Yes, you get a free T-shirt xx
‘A really scary time for students, especially women and this should be a top priority for the Students’ Union’
A clearly laid out schedule for the ease of every fresher
To make sure staff and students are safe for the academic year
They juggle university, business, and a lot of dough
Business owner branded the price ‘ridiculous’
‘We draw strength from our global outlook, welcoming the brightest and the best students and staff from around the world’
‘My experience made me realise how many students are affected by brain tumours’
‘If I do offend or trigger someone, I don’t see that as much of a problem’
Deputy Vice-Chancellor outlines the new updates for students returning to campus in October
After a hard fought campaign by BAME students to rename Sugarhouse, its name remains the same
‘We’d have been better off if we’d never come to Lancaster University’
Students in attendance were also banned from this year’s extravs
‘I have felt often unsupported, misunderstood, tokenised and unable to speak out’
The ducks didn’t appreciate me invading their space
The demonstration aims to put pressure on local councillors to vote in solidarity with Palestine
‘What we can do is educate students on the club’s history’
LUSU have outlined how Extravs will be conducted in a Covid-safe environment
How much is the Grand Dame really worth?
Your mates won’t have the same hairline by then
‘This show gets better every season’
I’m obsessed with @onlynanss
RUMOUR HAS IT I’M THE ONE YOU’RE LEAVING HER FOR
One uni was the subject of a pistol duel, while another was founded with money from Smirnoff vodka
The theory also suggests Prince Andrew could die four days later
Fancy moving near the Goldberg-Quinns, do we?
I’ve been shaking, crying and streaming Easy On Me all morning
He was an actor in the show
If this is true then love is dead
How is this man not in prison?
Choosing to have your hair up in a bun? That screams Libby Mae
I can’t get enough of his wholesome content
HOLD ME I AM SO READY
Just another Mumsnet discussion with no actual understanding about students’ lives🙄
‘I truly believe that a PhD degree can kill you’
It’s believed to be the biggest with any Love Islander in history
However it won’t be all lines opening
And here I was spunking the whole thing on orange VKs