VOTE: Who’s your favourite Kingston DJ?

Kingston’s Best DJ is here with some of the most talented DJs ever to grace the likes of Amagi’s compact dance floor and the polluted smells of Bacchus.

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We hunted down the DJs of Kingston and asked them a few questions – now it’s up to you to pick your favourite one and give them the crown of being the most loved DJ in Kingston.

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MIKE BECKER

DJ NAME: MIGUEL B

Relationship Status: Single

Favourite Chat-up Line: Where have you been all my life BABE?

Genre: House & Techno

Compare yourself to:  No one I’m unique

Opinion on a shuffler: Only polite ones please

Marmite or marmalade: Marmalade

Favourite Sex Position: Too many

Guilty pleasure: Anything illegal

Party trick: Acting like Scarface

What animal would you be, why: A horse, you all know why…

Hamish Ryde

HAMISH RYDE

DJ NAME: HAMISH RYDE

Relationship Status:  In a relationship

Favourite Chat-up Line: Get in the van

Genre: House (& drum and bass)

Compare yourself to: Colin Farrell for the facial & Cillian Murphy in Peaky Blinders for the attire that’s yet to come…

Opinion on a shuffler: Hilarious & entertaining to watch – particularly the Dutch

Marmite or marmalade: Marmalade

Favourite Sex Position: ‘Dinner is served’

Guilty pleasure: Nasal spray

Party trick: Fireballs you can hold in your hands

What animal would you be, why: A black cat, I like to be stroked

Macks Elliot

MACKS ELLIOT

DJ NAME: MACKS

Relationship status: In a relationship

Favourite Chat-up Line: Pull my finger

Genre: Ruff neck jungle techno

Compare yourself to: Aretha Franklin… Hands down

Opinion on a shuffler: Point them to the exit

Marmite or Marmalade: Both

Favourite Sex Position: Public

Guilty Pleasure: Beyoncé

Party Trick: Getting my cock out

What animal would you be, why: Monkey coz it’s looks fun as fuck

Matt Orishaguna

MATT ORISHAGUNA

DJ NAME: DJ BALLZOWT

Relationship Status: In a relationship

Favourite Chat-up Line: “I’m gonna have sex with you, you can’t fight fate”

Genre: Tech House

Compare yourself to: Jesus

Opinion on a shuffler: I’m not even answering that!

Marmite or marmalade: Marmite

Favourite Sex Position: Doesn’t matter, I cum during foreplay

Guilty pleasure: Enjoy listening to Little Mix

Party trick: Putting fags out on my tongue

What animal would you be, why: Horse, with a piece that big why would you not want to be one…

Johno Donnachie

JOHNO DONNACHIE

DJ NAME: BRAAiNS

Relationship Status: In one

Favourite Chat-up Line: But have you heard ‘Journals’ yet?

Genre: 70-175 bpm (anything you want to hear in a club)

Compare yourself to: Kanye on Sway in the morning

Opinion on a shuffler: As long as people are dancing it’s all good

Marmite or marmalade: Neither, hot sauce

Favourite Sex Position: Chapters 1-12 of Kamasutra, after that it just gets weird for the sake of it, amirite?

Guilty pleasure:  Justin Bieber’s newest album Journals – I have four different lyrics of his tatted on my forearms cause they really resonate with me. I mean, forget him as a person and give it a listen, it’s actually alright and if it makes it easier to swallow, keep in mind it was mostly written by other people, so it’s just luck that his (unbeliebable) vocals were chosen as the final cut.

Party trick: I’m pretty ill at sword swallowing

What animal would you be, why: An adorable cat so I could have crazy strong presence on instagram

Peter Ka

PETER KA

DJ NAME: PHIOTEK

Relationship Status: Ready to party

Favourite Chat-up Line: Where have you been all my life darling?

Genre: Male

Compare yourself to: Pepe Rosello ‘’Nothing is impossible’’

Opinion on a shuffler: What does shuffler mean…?

Marmite or marmalade: Fruity loops

Favourite Sex Position: Spooning

Guilty pleasure: Singing pop songs to myself

Party trick: Play Depeche Mode – Enjoy the Silence (Timo Maas remix) always works

What animal would you be, why: Any cos people already call me party animal

Frankie Guzi

FRANKIE GUZI

DJ NAME: GUZI

Relationship Status: Happily married

Favourite Chat-up Line: Did you fall from heaven to have sex with me?

Genre: 808/727/909 – music for dance

Compare yourself to: The grandpa from UP

Opinion on a shuffler: This sums it up perfectly

Marmite or marmalade: Neither

Favourite Sex Position: Wheel of Fortune

Guilty pleasure: Mariah Carey.

Party trick: Strongbow consumption

What animal would you be, why: “A Liger, it’s like my favourite kind of animal.”

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