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It’s time to admit it: No-one enjoys clubbing

If I wanted to be that sweaty, I’d go on a run

‘I’ve never been in a relationship because I’m scared the person I love will hurt me’

There’s a lot of options

‘He got a curry and shat himself in the car’

We asked King’s students if they’ve given up on the 24-hour tube

She doesn’t even have the app

Someone wrote London Student underneath and we don’t know why

Just in case you didn’t already feel like an underachiever

Oh will there be dancing

So stop asking me who wears the trousers