Meet KCLFC men’s varsity team ready to smash WhoCL on Friday
Come support them on Friday 13th!
KCLFC men’s varsity team are back again and ready to smash UCL at their varisty match this Friday.
You can buy tickets here.
Have a scroll to meet the team.
Welcome to The King’s Tab’s coverage of London Varsity 2020, bringing you the wildest stories from the games, rundowns of the squads, and the latest score updates. Anything mad happens at a game? Message us on Instagram or Facebook.
Name: Conor (Seabass) Bassett – Midfielder
BIO: Belgravia’s number 1 client. Might not start due to house arrest…comment from the lawyers pending. Ivanovic double
Name: Seb McCarthy – Defender
Course: PPE (didn’t quite make the oxbridge cut)
Bio: MacMan – Steds Central. One day he’ll be 100 Kegs. Takes 2 hours for his hair to dry. Someone give me a job, please. “Oh, Natasha.”
Name: Kyle ‘KFA’ Fraser-Allen – Midfielder
Course: Global Finance and Banking
Bio: The pensioner trying to relive his youth. But be careful this is one pensioner you wouldn’t want to pick a fight with. Check out my Wikipedia page and vintage clock collection. Failed Footballer.
Name: Jay Kynaston (Defender)
Year: 2 going on 25
Bio: Can’t rinse him for what we all want to. Only gets in the team because he doesn’t shut up.
Name: Greg Teague – Midfielder
Course: He’s not sure
Bio: Better than his brother. The silver fox. Saves the forgiveness for Church
Name: Cameron May – Midfielder
Bio: Vests for days. ‘Yo Darlin’ check out the triceps on ma insta.’ ‘I work at Asda, I’ll dash you a Ribena.’ Biggest arms at the club. Can still be found outside p.i arguing about his ban. ‘Hello Miss ‘ ‘The real deal’
Name: Alexandros Kalkanis – Defender
Course: Business Management
Bio: Chat’s stiffer than a dead cat. Group baby, still asks for mummy’s bitty.
Name: Eddy Mort – Winger
Course: Not as good as his Undergrad … but History
Bio: Couldn’t hit a barn door with a banjo. Missus left him for the 6’s. *Insert pretentious chat here* Can’t make a 5 yard pass. Mr. Steal Your Girl
Name: Joshua Greenbury – GK
Bio: Tie you up in court for years. Writing a novel. Ask him for his Epilogue. Don’t show him your tea towels. Prolific spitter. Stow your children away.
Name: Joe Evans – Striker
Course: Business Management
Bio: Snake but we love it. Never takes his earrings out.
Name: Fabio Mendes – Forward
Bio: Missus sets his curfew. Loves an open goal.
Name: Kieran Dobbs – Winger
Bio: Catch him windmilling in the vault. Supposed to be social sec. Clean off the crack for 3 years now.
Name: Afonso Burnay – Midfielder
Name: James Blakemore (Defender)
Course: Buisness Management
Bio: His daddy’s Dominic Blakemore. Called Bubba by gf.
Name: Matteo Mugnaini – Striker
Bio: Would start a fight with his own mother. Hairiest man I’ve ever met.
Name: Tom Coxton – Everywhere
Course: GCSE Cooking
Year: Third (Re-sitting first year for the third time)
Bio; 2’s. Commutes in from Leeds
Name: Henrique Marcos – Defender
Course: Political Economy
Bio: Lives at the Hippodrome. On benefits to pay for gambling addiction
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