The King’s American Football squad is ready for Varsity and they’re going to put UCL in the ground
Big boys with big dreams
King's American Footballteam, the Regents, is one of our biggest and most succesful clubs, watch them destroy UCL this Varsity on Tuesday the 13th of March by buying your tickets here. While you wait, here they are below.
#12, Offensive Captain: Dominic Prince, third year Political Economy
"Like the Sunday Times and Lad Bible had a weird lovechild."
#53, Defensive Captain: Hassam Kasmiri, third year Physics
"Safe safe safe safe safe safe."
#42: Jonathan Huff, fourth year Music
#3: Harry-Jack Mann, third year Biomedical Science
"Too poor to give any chat."
#19: Tom Smart, second year Chemistry and Biomedicine
"Once missed training to see Arsenal lose to Ostersund."
#66: Avir Patel, second year Chemistry
"Even mentioning chat makes Avir Sweat."
#75: Henry John, MA History of War
"Time spent talking is time that could be spent doing blocking drills."
#48: Abdur Rafey Masood, second year Computer Science
"Just burned 2000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap."
#33: Sean Seeds, second year Computer Science
"Looks like he'd have a poster of Green day on his wall but low-key loves Soulja Boy."
#20: Feras Fayez, first year Medicine
"Thinks he can dunk, but the only things he's ever seen dunking are donuts."
#86: Rory Duncan, first year Medicine
"You don't have to be bait to be straight."
#31: Haris Shuaib, PhD Neuroimaging
"Low-key the biggest savage here."
#10: Dom Kaye, fourth year Biochemistry
#7: Chris Purdon, MA Medieval History
"Once punched a dude in the dick."
"Check your facts – it was his left testicle."
#99: Blaise Salle, LLB Politics, Philosophy, and Law
"The guy she tells you not to worry about."
#77: Muz Hossain, third year Physics
"Top bins, quick footed, once didn't shit for five days."
#32: Jas Soor, first year Biomedical Science
"Only thing worse than his coverage is his chat."
#47: Alfie Furness, first year Political Economy
"Shrewsbury's finest hypebeast."
#14: Eugenio Gentile, first year Biochemistry
"I swear it wasn't holding."
#44: Ignatius Ivlev-Yorke, third year Liberal Arts
"FOR MOTHER RUSSIA"
#55: Joshua Goldenstein, first year Law
"What amateur uses their hands when they can play with their head?"
#9: Josh Poole, MA International Security
"Please don't make me play QB."
#89: Ryan Browne, Nursing (?)
#24: Tobias Bruce-Jones, MA Conflict, Security, and Development
"No, you can't borrow my fucking eye-black."
#8: Issac Woodman, first year Geography
"Specialises in taking a knee, which is convenient since he spends most of his time on his knees."
#5: Ankit Mishra, sixth year Medicine
"Is that a broken nail? Here, let me examine that."
#58: Mateo Sanchez, second year Chemistry
"Pub cricket record holder – 198 runs."
#4: Timi Adepapo, first year Economics
"Provider of Hood Milk."
#52: Carlon Alfonso, MA National Security Studies
"Six foot five, 298 pounds of pure joy."
#61: Ben Spicer, first year Film Studies
"Break a leg, Ben."
#50: Dan Thomassen, second year Classical Studies
"I'll either ruin you or myself on the first play."
#34: Samad Fazal, first year Law
"Came back from Christmas looking like a fucking fridge."
#29: Munro Azumi, first year Computer Science
"Look out ladies, he's got the softest hands here."
#23: Jordan Lamani, second year International Development
"Needs more commitment to the weight room."
#38: Leyth Hammond, first year Electronic Information Engineering
"My helmet is smaller than your future."
#92: Sam Cheung, third year History
"Suggested Chicken Cottage as an offcicial club sponsor."
See these and many, many more next Tuesday.