Meet the KCL Women’s Basketball Varsity Team
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Eirian Jane ProsserWith Varsity just round the corner it's time to meet the leading King's Women's Teams representing all of us against UCL on Sunday 11th March. To find out who will be representing King's in this competitive match, check out their profiles below.
CAPTAIN: Sara Ramos
Position: Pointguard, #5
Known for: Her sexualization of the warm-up stretches
Quote: “I’m always the most sweaty”
Instagram: @ramosquitos
Bego Ojanguren Elejibieta
Position: Pointguard, #4
Known for: Her 3 point shooting
Quote: “It’s time to admit that Emma makes better banana bread than I do”
Instagram: @begogno97
Lauren Krasnoff
Position: Shooting guard, #0
Known for: Her dance moves
Quote: “WHOOO WHOOOO”
Instagram: @lauren_krasnoff
Dorota Jagnesakova
Position: Shooting guard, #10
Known for: #BEASTMODE
Quote: "I'll only come to a social if the theme of the social is Dorota"
Instagram: @dorka631
Lina Schwerring
Position: Centre, #13
Known for: starting the KCLWB cycle gang
Quote: "ARGHHH"
Instagram: @linaschwering
Emma Hostert
Position: Forward, #22
Known for: Her banana bread
Quote: “I will not get drunk tonight”
Instagram: @emmahostert
Lucy Whyte
Position: Shooting guard, #15
Known for: Being the Team Mom
Quote: “I will cancel varsity if you make my quote ‘my only goal in life is to not airball any threes during varsity this year’”
Instagram: @lucywhytee
Hayley Berliner
Position: Shooting guard, #1
Known for: Her headbands
Quote: silence
Kristina Pahovchik
Position: Center, #21
Known for: Her love bites
Quote: “I wasn’t drunk when I smashed my phone at Piccadilly”
Instagram: @kristinapakhomchik
Shireen Francis
Position: Point guard, #18
Known for her: Fierce defense
Quote: “If she trash talks me again I’ll punch her in the face."
Instagram: @shireenxo
Rachel Fielden
Position: Forward, #7
Known for: Her insider knowledge on SOAS and Royal Holloway
Quote: “I’m the LUSL gossip queen”
Instagram: @rachfielden
Roosa Harmo
Position: Forward, #17
Known for her: Insane strength
Quote: “Sorry I can’t make it to practice, but not gonna lie, I can’t even make it out of bed without being sick cause of my hangover”
Parry Chu
Position: Shooting guard, #11
Known for: Her shooting
Quote: “Do we have practice today?”
Instagram: @_parrrry_
Francesca Lowney-Piazzalunga
Position: Shooting guard, #25
Known for: Not having legs in this years team photo
Quote: "Cool."
Instagram: @franlo28
Interested in supporting this years basketball team? See you there on Sunday 11th March! Tickets here.
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