KCL’s most eligible bachelor: Quarter final number one
TWO WHOLE ROWERS??
We've had some amazing candidates come forward during our bachelor heats that it was so hard to choose our quarter-finalists. We now have two whole rowers to choose from. Choose your v-line of choice, and don't forget, your vote only counts if you like our Facebook page!
Alex Woodhouse
Describe yourself in three words: Joker, tall and something can't think of one right now
What would be your ideal date?
Something that involves pizza preferably
What is one of your embarrassing memories?
Being a successful child actor in Iceland
What is your favourite thing about yourself and why?
My laid back nature, sense of humour and the fact I can solve a rubix cube in under 10 seconds
How does King's boost your reputation?
It has increased my clout to become a successful Soundcloud rapper
Which celebrity do you aspire to be?
Louis Theroux
What meme are you and why?
My name is Jeff
Max Townley
Look at Max Townley’s adorable face. Is it not the face of someone you can trust? Fear not, ladies, as beneath those dimples lies the fearsome heart (and more importantly body) of one of KCL’s finest rowers; he’s even been to Henley Royal Regatta. Oi oi. But seriously though, look at that V. Can’t find the cheese grater? No problem: Max. Is. Here. For. You. If cheese isn’t your thing, Max also has a dog. Double points. As you’ll see below, he’s a man of few words, but is he shy? Or is he just waiting for someone to float his boat as much as rowing does?
Describe yourself in three words: Big friendly giant
What would be your ideal date?
Involves food.
What is one of your embarrassing memories?
Had to pick up my mate from the police station at 2am, as I was the only sober one at the party. Can handle responsibility.
What is your favourite thing about yourself and why?
I’m considerate: it means I get to listen to the people around me.
How does King's boost your reputation?
Being in the centre of such a big city is only right for someone that is at the centre of attention.
Which celebrity do you aspire to be?
Leonardo Di Caprio as he is suave AF
What meme are you and why?
Leo in The Great Gatsby. We all know the gif, raising a martini with fireworks… so suave.
This competition is now closed. To see the winners, please click here. Thanks for voting!
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