Meet the swimmers about to blow UCL out of the water this Varsity
Disclaimer: We do not promote the breaststroke
Under the watchful eye of KCLSWP’s president, Charlotte, the swimming and waterpolo players are preparing to claim those three precious points in the London Varsity Series.
Here’s your chance to get acquainted with some of KCLSWP’s finest before they even enter the water.
CHARLOTTE SMITH
Course: Third year Ancient History
Known for: Stashing shot glasses in her bra
Favourite things: Garlic mayo (only from Old Kent Road)
Commitment to KCLSWP: 9/10
SHAKIRA FLEMING
Course: Third year Medicine (intercalating)
Known for: Conducting the Thursday morning debrief
Instagrams taken on a night out: 100 per cent
Commitment to KCLSWP: 7/10
BENITO O’LOUGHLIN
Course: Second year Geography
Known for: Buying 40 Jäegerbombs on the reg
Status at GB: Access denied
Commitment to KCLSWP: 9/10
ALEX DAWSON
Course: Third year Geography
Known for: Double-parking herself at every opportunity #2pintAlex
Confrontations on the Walkabout podium: Frequent
Career aspirations: Walkabout poster girl
Commitment to KCLSWP: 8/10
LEO JONES
Course: Third year Medicine (intercalating)
Known for: Ringleader of strip foosball
Socials attended as Social Sec: 0
Commitment to KCLSWP: 2/10
IONA RYDER
Course: Second year Computer Science with Management
Known for: The “Dance”
Role in KCLSWP: The token Geordie
Commitment to KCLSWP: 4/10 (attends only when training is followed by the sesh)
AARON BROUGH
Course: Fourth year Dentistry
Known for: Triggering the lefties
Responsible for: Brexit
Commitment to KCLSWP: 6.5/10 (part of the KCLSWP furniture)
MATI MORI
Course: Second year Anatomy, Developmental and Human Biology
Known for: Drunkenly inviting KCLSWP to her family skiing home
Favourite pastime: Eating so much she makes herself sick
Collection of props stolen from Walkabout: Growing
Commitment to KCLSWP: 9/10 (only participant of the Sunday morning runs)
JOE WATTS
Course: Third year Physics
Known for: Spending three months thinking John was Italian
Celebrity lovechild of: Danny Dyer and Ricky Gervais
Commitment to KCLSWP: 7/10 (100 per cent attendance at DC on Fridays)
CLARISSE SRI-PATHMANATHAN
Course: First year Medicine
Known for: Begging for a Walkies black card/being a GKT hockey snake
Priorities: Bailed on BUCS for the Varsity sesh
Commitment to KCLSWP: 0/10 (snake)
CIARAN O’HANLON
Course: First year Medicine
Known for: Vomming in the President’s sleeping bag in Cambridge
Conflicting loyalties: GKT Rugby
Commitment to KCLSWP: 6/10 (solid commitment to the sesh in Cambridge)
ASHLEY TEO
Course: First year Mathematics with Management and Finance
Known for: Being Trash(ley)
Boys cried over her: 1/1
Commitment to KCLSWP: 5/10
HENRY KWAN
Course: MSc Emerging Economies and Inclusive Development
Known for: Being resident DJ at the sesh (both in and out of the pool)
Thoughts on UCL: “I’ve added all the swimmers on Facebook to make sure I look the best”
Commitment to KCLSWP: 10/10 (has a second phone dedicated purely to KCLSWP snapchat)
If the following is enough to wet your appetite, buy a ticket here and come watch the downfall of UCL on Sunday 12th March https://www.kclsu.org/ents/event/4075/.