Are you KCL’s Biggest Bachelor? #8 – Ali

The ongoing search for KCL’s most eligible bachelor


Meet your next KCL Bachelor, Ali. This third year International Development student is sure to be snapped up quick, so get cracking, ladies – if you’re looking for a self-assured man (see final photo) with the beauty and the brains to back it up, then Ali is your guy.

Why would you call yourself an eligible bachelor?      

Have you not seen the other guys on this list?

What is your ideal date?

See Figure 1:

Figure 1

What do you look for in an ideal partner?

I ain’t got no type, bad bitches is the only thing that I like.

What are some of your best qualities?

I always swipe right – I’m a nice guy!

Tell us an unknown fact about yourself?

I haven’t told my mother about this, unlike Radley (Bachelor #3)

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