Meet KCL’s London Varsity hockey girls
One of them is compared to a sperm
As the London Varsity Series draws ever closer, and the tensions between one of the longest and competitive rivalries between two universities rise, we’ll be taking a sneak peak at who we are likely to see bring home the points this year. First up, it’s women’s hockey sharing some interesting facts on the team opening the Varsity series 2016.
Rachael Jones
Position: Goal Keeper
Number: 1
Degree: Second year Neuroscience
Renowned for: Wait guys what happened last night? #whitegirlwasted
Chloe Wilson
Position: Defence
Number: 2
Degree: Third year English Literature
Renowned for: Leading by example and taking out every single member of the opposition including the goalie
Ellie Yianni
Position: Defence
Number: 12
Degree: First year Religion, Philosophy and Ethics
Renowned for: If she was a sperm she would win the race to the egg #needforspeed
Gabby Kent
Position: Defence
Number: 11
Degree: MSc Climate Change
Renowned for: For having Coach Steve on Snapchat and sharing with the team his misdemeanours
Beatrice Wigmore
Position: Midfield
Number: 9
Degree: Third year Master in Pharmacy
Renowned for: “When I say yes I mean no”
Rebecca Woodcock
Position: Midfield
Number: 7
Degree: Third year Law
Renowned for: Queen of losing everything, wallet, phone, her cool with umpires, everything except Varsity
Kathryn Lang
Position: Midfield
Number: 16
Degree: Fourth year Master in Pharmacy
Renowned for: The ultimate commander of the podium, she takes no prisoners
Katy Henman
Position: Midfield
Number: 3
Degree: Second year Politics, Philosophy and Law
Renowned for: The ability to link every conversation back to herself
Brodie Fairchild
Position: Midfield
Number: 5
Degree: Second year Geography
Renowned for: Aka Brogan with the braids and bullet shots (warning: probably hasn’t washed her hair)
Esther Cobbald
Position: Forward
Number: 4
Degree: Third year History
Renowned for: Commitment questionable but previous walkabout conquests admirable
Stephanie Burns
Position: Forward
Number: 6
Degree: Second year Law
Renowned for: The achievement of making enemies with every umpire in the league
Sasha Ritchie
Position: Forward
Number: 8
Degree: Second year Mathematics
Renowned for: It is with upmost pride we announce that after first year of silence, in second year Sashie found her long lost voice
Jenny Morris
Position: Forward
Number: 10
Degree: First year Physics and Philosophy
Renowned for: Rowdy scouse who left the dark side to become a winner