Londoners prefer sex standing up

And we’re quite kinky too

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Habitants of the Capital aren’t fussy about how and where they have sex – as long as they have a nice spot to be upright and vertical.

The online pharmacy UK Medix asked 2,157 British people which position most takes their fancy, with an equal split between male and female respondents.

London were by far the most unique in their sexual preferences, “standing” out from the other regions in their preference of sex on two legs.

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The survey unveiled Britain’s top two favourite positions: Cowgirl/Girl on top was favoured by the North East, the East Midlands and Northern Ireland, whose 43% of their vote opted for the seated technique.

Joining them at the top was Missionary, chosen by participants from the East, South West and North West, with 42 per cent of the northerners all in agreement.

Both Scotland and the South East thought Spooning was the one, as the Scots submitted 39 per cent for the position, while the most overwhelming percentage came from the Valleys, with 50 per cent of the Welsh putting their faith in Doggy Style. They were joined by Yorkshire, who put forward 36 per cent.

One of the two rogue votes came from the West Midlands, with 24 per cent of them suggesting that 69 is the outright winner.

Londoners were left to stand alone, with just 18 per cent winning the standing up vote.

The survey also asked  “Do you always have safe sex?” – Northern Ireland appeared to be the safest, topping the chart with 79 of those asked saying they do.

London aren’t too far behind in fourth, with 63 per cent expressing their desire to practice safe sex.

At the other end of the spectrum, Yorkshire and the South East are filling up the bottom two places, with only a third of them saying they always use protective contraceptive measures.

Participants were also asked “How kinky do you consider yourself to be?” using a scale of 1-10 (one being very traditional, and 10 being extremely experimental)

In a switch in fortunes, the South East make up their lack of safety with the most kinkiest habitants, with the majority of people giving a score of nine.

London proved not to be so adventurous in the bedroom, with only an average score of six.