If your penis is longer than 5.2 inches, it is longer than average
We’ve designed a handy ruler for you to measure yours against
A new study has revealed the average penis size is 5.2 inches (13.2cm) when erect.
Hard working academics at KCL inspected 15,521 schlongs in the first systematic study of penis length and found that the of the average flaccid penis dangles at 3.66 inches (9.31cm).
The study also shows that things like height, weight and foot size actually have no real correlation with the size of your Long Dong Silver.
Now measure your penis against this handy ruler.
Generous researchers say you can measure from the pubic bone or the base of the penis, so press that tape measure in as far as you can, because fat can hide the true length of the penis.
The research which focused mainly on Caucasian participants destroys the long held myth that the average man’s little Richard is 6 inches.
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