Glasgow’s Most Eligible Bachelor: Round 3
Who knew there were so many handsome men in Glasgow?
Yunes EnkeshafiLast week you all voted for round two of Glasgow’s most eligible bachelor, and now it is time for in the third round! So have a look at these four boys competing, and don’t forget to vote using the poll at the bottom.
Yunes, fourth year, Biomedical Engineering
Why do you think you’ve been nominated?
To fill the diversity quota
Describe yourself in three words
Iron Stomach Champion
Describe your ideal date
I make us espresso martinis and we enjoy them as we get to know each other. I then start to make dinner, while my date acts as a sous chef, and we enjoy the fruits of our labour over some red wine. Luckily there’s a review of a 10 minute speed date I did to help you make your decision
Matthew, fourth year, Computer Science
Why do you think you’ve been nominated?
My friends want me to stop cuddling them and start cuddling a boyfriend
Describe yourself in three words
Beep bop boop
Describe your ideal date
>Picnic (and cans) in Kelvingrove Park while being harassed by all the good dogs
Luis, fourth year, Economics
Why do you think you’ve been nominated?
Someone apparently thinks I should finally lose my V-card
Describe yourself in three words
Your flatmate’s cute
Describe your ideal date
Spend a day skiing, jump in the hub tub after, pop a bottle and snuggle up in front of the fireplace… So chalet girl hmu
Alex, third year, Geography
Why do you think you’ve been nominated?
Because my friends don’t think I should pay another £50 on Tinder Gold subscriptions
Describe yourself in three words
GUU Hive wanker
Describe your ideal date
Thursday @ Beer Bar, multiple pints of fun on me then naughty pit stop at 727 for chips cheese and curry before going to my Gibson Street palace
We have messaged a lot of boys on Facebook who have been nominated so check your requests if you want to be involved in the next rounds!
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