Glasgow’s Most Eligible Bachelor: Round Two
Here we go again
Jenny McGregorHere's the second round of gents going head to head to be crowned Glasgow's Most Eligible Bachelor.
Make sure to vote for your favourite to send them to the grand final!
Lyle, fourth year, Business
How would you describe yourself in three words: Hilarious, motivated and romantic.
Best chat up line: Are you Harambe's enclosure? Because I would love to drop a kid into you.
What's your go-to drink: Nothing can beats a pint of Tennents.
Why do you think you've been nominated: For a roast.
Euan, second year, Engineering
Best chat up line: Are you the bottom of my laptop? Because you’re hot and I’m getting nervous.
How would you describe yourself in three words: Humble, overconfident, hypocritical.
Why do you think you were nominated: My belief in the fact that life without me is meaningless.
Sami, second year, Economics
Favourite drink: Pint of diesel.
Why do you think you’ve been nominated: I’m very lonely and my friends are just trying to help me out.
What's your idea of the perfect date: She comes over to mine and we watch Shrek 2.
George, fresher, Psychology
How would you describe yourself in three words: Committed to uni.
What's your best chat up line: You remind me of my essay, I should definitely be doing you.
Why do you think you’ve been nominated: To help me get over the love of my life, Lia Tadmor.
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