Glasgow’s clubbers of the week
Having a blast before the semester 2 blues truly kick in
Chloe ImrieAh, January. It's cold, you've put on two stone over Christmas, your skin is shit and your back in your dingy student flat doing your own washing, struggling to get out of bed for your 9am lectures again. Still, all the misery that comes with the worst month of the year didn't stop this lot from showing us all how January should be done.
Squads of the Week:
I wish I had friends like this
Sign of a good night out
That hair flick tho
"Awwww" of the week
I wish I was this loved
Cuddles
Find someone who looks at you the way I look at grated cheese
Bet she just wants some cider
Stunners of the week
Beautiful
Why do men have to ruin everything
Babes
Adorbs
Candids of the week
GURL
Yes hunty x
Saucy
WORK
U ok hun
WTF of the week
What happened to their faces??
Oopsy daisy
When some creep grabs your bum
Umm
Shite boyband of the week
Why do they all look so similar
Cheeky
Hand signs galore
Is he trying to stick his tongue out?
Best of the rest
They look so uncomfortable
T-shirt of the week
V. important
Cringe of the week
Incredible
Glitter of the week
Glasgow University distances itself from newly elected rector after Israel/Gaza comments
Francesca EkeIn a letter to UKLFI, Principle Sir Anton Muscatelli said the rector’s views ‘do not represent those of the university’
Newly elected Rector claims Glasgow University ‘colludes in the murder of innocents’
Emily Cleal-BramleyDr Ghassan Abu-Sittah referenced Bobby Sands at his investiture
Sir Anton Muscatelli to retire as principle and vice-chancellor of Glasgow University
After 16 years in the role, Professor Sir Anton Muscatelli will step down in September 2025
Lawyer’s behaviour to Glasgow student rape victim found to have broken professional conduct
Ellie Wilson’s complaint found that Mr Alonzi’s behaviour had ‘repeatedly crossed the line’
Glasgow Uni professor defends Germany at ICJ against claims it ‘enabled genocide’ in Gaza
Professor Tams told judges that Germany had only licensed four exports of weapons of war to Israel since October
Glasgow student drives ambulance 3,000 miles to Gaza to assist humanitarian relief efforts
Umran Ali Javaid is currently driving the second-hand vehicle through Europe after setting off from Scotland
All Glasgow University graduations will be Wonka themed with VC dressed as The Unknown
Students will receive a singular jellybean alongside their certificate
This Glasgow law student wrote her dissertation on the re-recording of Taylor Swift’s songs
Despite being a hardcore Swiftie, Regan said it took ‘a million vanilla lattes from Pret’ to get through the study
Police investigate ‘deliberate’ fire started at Glasgow Uni Dental School and Hospital
Emily BellFirefighters were alerted to the blaze at building on Sauchiehall Street on Thursday morning at 1.18am
Acclaimed Scottish author appointed as honorary professor at the University of Glasgow
Omar MalikA three-time Booker Prize nominee, Andrew O’Hagan, will be teaching students soon
Jewish students claim antisemitism is on the rise in Glasgow following situation in Gaza
Judy Jakubowicz-KleinStudents said they’ve felt uneasy and that their identities have become politicised since the situation started in October
Vote now for which Glasgow University accommodation is actually the best
Samuel McFarlandTime to find out whether Murano actually is superior
Dyslexic student receives apology and £3.3K from Glasgow Uni after learning support failures
Master’s student Chloe Ritchie said ‘something needs to change’ after her grades suffered due to a lack of proper support
Director of World Health Organisation meets with Glasgow Uni students and receives honorary degree
Ilana BoothDr Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus asked for student input on the upcoming strategy changes WHO plan to implement
Originally set in Glasgow, here’s why all links to Scotland were scrapped in Poor Things
The removal of all Scottish context from the film has caused a bit of a stramash
Need something different to do? I watched a play at the Oran Mor and had so much fun
Renata KrasnikovaI went to watch To the Letter, a show at the beloved West End pub
Here are all the Glasgow red flags on dating apps so you can avoid a disappointing date
Anastasiia PonomarovaIf their name starts with a J, run away
One uni has already made its own version of The Glasgow Wonka experience and it’s chaos
Emily SmithThey even had their own sad Oompa Loompa
Inside the disastrously bad Glasgow Willy Wonka ‘experience’ that had kids in tears
Harrison BrocklehurstSold as ‘a celebration of chocolate in all its forms’, things soon turned nightmarish
A side by side comparison of Black to Black’s cast and the real people they played
Jess LawlorThey got the beehive spot on
Baby Reindeer: A psychologist has explained why Martha always used ‘Sent from my iPhone’
Despite not even owning an iPhone
A look at Richard Gadd’s intense transformation in order to appear ‘neurotic’ on Baby Reindeer
He drastically changed his appearance for the series
There was another chaotic editing error on MAFS Australia 2024 last night and it’s CARNAGE
Ellie RingHow did the producers miss this?!
The five fashion trends all the cool girlies are wearing to festivals in 2024, according to Pinterest
Grace VielmaThe lewk bewk isn’t ready for this
Matty Healy has addressed Taylor Swift’s ‘diss track’ and is characteristically unbothered
‘I haven’t really listened’
Everything Lauren has been up to since leaving MAFS Australia 2024 like an absolute queen
She’s an icon, a legend and she is the moment
‘Honestly, I expected backlash’: Richard Gadd speaks on Baby Reindeer’s staggering success
Phoebe Kowhai‘I didn’t expect it to be this big so quickly’
Selling the OC cast member Alexandra Jarvis has officially quit the Oppenheim Group
Jason Oppenheim recently confirmed her departure
Omg, MAFS UK fan favourite Georges is rumoured to appear on Celebs Go Dating!
Get him back on our screens!
Lauren reveals the ‘spicy’ parts of her MAFS Australia final vows that were cut from show
Jono should be thankful these weren’t aired
24 years after it first came out, what is the iconic cast of Gilmore Girls up to now?
Give me another reunion asap please
Here’s where else to watch the Outer Banks cast while you wait patiently for season four
Filling the major Pogue shaped hole in my life rn
Everything Natalie and Collins have been up to since their disastrous time on MAFS Australia
If I had to hear about Collins discussing OnlyFans, you do too
Everything Richard Gadd has said about Jessica Gunning’s captivating Baby Reindeer performance
‘It lived and died on Martha and we couldn’t have been luckier’
Okay, so what happens next in the Ellie and Jono cheating saga on MAFS Australia 2024?
Jono becomes public enemy number one
The 10 best songs on Taylor Swift’s The Tortured Poets Department, according to streams
Justice for So High School!!!
Jess reveals she and Callum ‘no longer speak’ after he did something ‘unforgiveable’ to her
‘I wouldn’t say he’s a friend’
Hi Barbie! Meet the student who has written her entire dissertation on the Barbie movie
Not her supervisor’s name being Ken!
Holidays and moving in together: Inside Tom and Molly’s adorable post Love Island life
They’re actually too wholesome