Today’s D*** F***** ticket release has sold out
People have been queuing for 3 hours
The Tab has been told that after 3 hours, the tickets released today for Daft Friday 2017 have sold out.
University Avenue saw queues of hundreds at the crack of dawn this morning, with people waiting outside Glasgow University Union at 6.30am.
The annual event, which will take place on the 15th of December this year has not confirmed any acts as of yet, but that didn't stop the masses from descending in the early hours, despite tickets not going on sale until 9am.
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