Glasgow clubbers of the week
We like to move it move it
Ruth MunroWell it’s week ten and I’m sure you’re all crumbling under the outrageous amount of work you’ve all left to the last minute, I certainly am.
Stay strong, push through – the sun is shining, the best hangover/crumbling life cure is here to save us. If the thought of going outside and facing your responsibilities is making your stomach churn, have no fear clubbers is here.
A few minutes more procrastination couldn’t hurt.
Wankers of the week
Cheeky monkeys
I don’t even think he’s taking the piss
Squads of the week
We mean business squad
Serious squad
Can’t keep their hands off each other squad #fabulous
Let me get that for you squad #2kl4skl
Fittest squad
Best hair I’ve ever seen squad #hawt
Stunners of the week
Dem cheeckbones tho
Great smiles and great hair wtf
Hotties
She’s hot and she’s got a lollipop #winning
Stunnin’
Fierce
10/10
Gawjus
Natural beauties
Cutie
Trio of hotness
Photobombs of the week
Triple bomb
Intense photobomb
Couples of the week
Confused couple
Award winning smiles couple
Playful couple
In your face couple
Cutest couple
Couple with the biggest fan base
Aw, very cute
Christ SO MANY CUTE COUPLES
Most likely to be getting mad wae it
100% mad wae it
She NEEDS her vodka n cokes, she needs them NOW
She loves being mad wae it
Here we, here we
Mad wae it squad
Cheers 2 gettin mad wae it
Dancers of the week
Having the bloody time of her life
She likes to party
She dances so hard, she has to attach her handbag to herself
Simple yet effective
Free as a bird
Dance off baby
Lemme cya get low
Saucy
Just married clubbers of the week
I take thee
Cheeky
What a player
Please don’t fall
WTFs of the week
WTF
Oh
Wtf
Wtf
Wtf
Right wtf is these guys’ craic honestly
Ring, ring, yellow banana phone
Well, it’s Viper
Selfies of the week
Snap chat comes first
Flyin without wings
Happiest clubbers of the week
Much love, much happiness
Happiest third wheel
Lovin lyf
BFFL
Most unimpressed clubbers of the week
Not even a sparkling bottle of grey goose will impress this one
She knows what’s coming for her
No impressed pal
Not impressed with the overfly excited couple
Luckiest clubbers of the week
She a lucky lady
He a lucky boy
Another lucky lady
Another lucky boy
Album covers of the week
*prays rihanna sees this *
Xfactor here we come
Best of the rest
Anonymous clubber of the week
Superstar of the week
Best dressed clubber of the week
Best beard of the week
Blonde bombshell of the week
Bad Boiz of the week
Tightest shirt of the week #abslikeslabs
Tallest clubber of the week
Queen of the week
Buff boys of the week
Glasgow University distances itself from newly elected rector after controversial comments
Francesca EkeIn a letter to UKLFI, Principle Sir Anton Muscatelli said the rector’s views ‘do not represent those of the university’
Newly elected Rector claims Glasgow University ‘colludes in the murder of innocents’
Emily Cleal-BramleyDr Ghassan Abu-Sittah referenced Bobby Sands at his investiture
Sir Anton Muscatelli to retire as principle and vice-chancellor of Glasgow University
After 16 years in the role, Professor Sir Anton Muscatelli will step down in September 2025
Lawyer’s behaviour to Glasgow student rape victim found to have broken professional conduct
Ellie Wilson’s complaint found that Mr Alonzi’s behaviour had ‘repeatedly crossed the line’
Glasgow Uni professor defends Germany at ICJ against claims it ‘enabled genocide’ in Gaza
Professor Tams told judges that Germany had only licensed four exports of weapons of war to Israel since October
Glasgow student drives ambulance 3,000 miles to Gaza to assist humanitarian relief efforts
Umran Ali Javaid is currently driving the second-hand vehicle through Europe after setting off from Scotland
All Glasgow University graduations will be Wonka themed with VC dressed as The Unknown
Students will receive a singular jellybean alongside their certificate
This Glasgow law student wrote her dissertation on the re-recording of Taylor Swift’s songs
Despite being a hardcore Swiftie, Regan said it took ‘a million vanilla lattes from Pret’ to get through the study
Police investigate ‘deliberate’ fire started at Glasgow Uni Dental School and Hospital
Emily BellFirefighters were alerted to the blaze at building on Sauchiehall Street on Thursday morning at 1.18am
Acclaimed Scottish author appointed as honorary professor at the University of Glasgow
Omar MalikA three-time Booker Prize nominee, Andrew O’Hagan, will be teaching students soon
Jewish students claim antisemitism is on the rise in Glasgow following situation in Gaza
Judy Jakubowicz-KleinStudents said they’ve felt uneasy and that their identities have become politicised since the situation started in October
Vote now for which Glasgow University accommodation is actually the best
Samuel McFarlandTime to find out whether Murano actually is superior
Dyslexic student receives apology and £3.3K from Glasgow Uni after learning support failures
Master’s student Chloe Ritchie said ‘something needs to change’ after her grades suffered due to a lack of proper support
Director of World Health Organisation meets with Glasgow Uni students and receives honorary degree
Ilana BoothDr Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus asked for student input on the upcoming strategy changes WHO plan to implement
Originally set in Glasgow, here’s why all links to Scotland were scrapped in Poor Things
The removal of all Scottish context from the film has caused a bit of a stramash
Need something different to do? I watched a play at the Oran Mor and had so much fun
Renata KrasnikovaI went to watch To the Letter, a show at the beloved West End pub
Here are all the Glasgow red flags on dating apps so you can avoid a disappointing date
Anastasiia PonomarovaIf their name starts with a J, run away
One uni has already made its own version of The Glasgow Wonka experience and it’s chaos
Emily SmithThey even had their own sad Oompa Loompa
Inside the disastrously bad Glasgow Willy Wonka ‘experience’ that had kids in tears
Harrison BrocklehurstSold as ‘a celebration of chocolate in all its forms’, things soon turned nightmarish
Inside the life of Walton Goggins, the Fallout ghoul everyone is weirdly crushing on
Lily ColdstreamYes, it’s possible to thirst after a man who looks like a carved pumpkin
What has Andrea been up to since leaving MAFS Australia 2024 with her head held high?
Ellie RingShe’s living her best life
Love Island’s Zach goes on huge rant about girls ‘wearing nothing’ and ‘selling themselves’
‘People really out here selling themselves for some views/likes’
So, here’s the real reason why Martha calls Donny Baby Reindeer
Phoebe KowhaiThe show is named after the pet name Martha actually called him in real life
Lauren from MAFS Australia has been spotted on a night out getting close to her ex again
There’s picture evidence!!!
Producers forced Tim to bring up cheating scandal again on homestays for more MAFS drama
And edited their homestays to ‘look worse than it actually was’
‘Shameful’: Sydney Sweeney savagely claps back at claims she ‘is not pretty and can’t act’
‘How sad that a woman in the position to share her expertise and experience chooses instead to attack another woman’
OMG! The viral four lads in jeans are back and the jeans got… baggy
It’s been five years since the first picture was posted!
Lizz claims she’s no longer friends with Jack after Tori ‘forbid’ them seeing each other
And apparently even tried to get Lizz fired?!
Definitively ranking all the episodes of Fallout series one from worst to best
Kind of like picking your favourite child
What does the wind emoji Jack sent about his sex life with Tori on MAFS Australia 2024 mean?
I’ve never felt so out of touch
Inside Baby Reindeer star Richard Gadd’s life: The real man who the show is also based on
He’s a writer on Sex Education
One year on, this is what the cast of Race Across the World series three is up to now
The cast all still hang out and refer to each other as best friends
Snowboarding instructor to a pilot: The day jobs of the Race Across the World season four cast
Emma GilesHere’s what they do when they aren’t trekking across Eastern Asia
OMG! Fallout has a real number you can call or text to get a secret easter egg
If you actually ring it, prepare to be terrified
Nose jobs to tattoos: Inside Gypsy Rose Blanchard’s hot girl summer life after break up
She just filed a restraining order against her husband
Top female Hollywood producer declares that Sydney Sweeney ‘is not pretty and can’t act’
She described her rom-com film, Anyone But You, as ‘unwatchable’
Anton ‘wishes he never went back’ to the Love Island villa and compared it to being in jail
‘I wish I never went back there’