Glasgow clubbers of the week
Ya’ll on fire
Ruth MunroIt’s week nine, I repeat it’s week nine.
Time has just been flyin by.
Last week was election week and you guys were celebrating hard, everyone else could learn a thing or two from our dancers of the week.
This is how we do it.
Birthday girls of the week
Absolutely buzzen mun
It’s ma burthday, it’s ma burthday
Go shawty it’s ya birthday
Squads of the week
Herbal essences squad
Intimidatingly attractive squad
Gettin mad wae it squad
Refusing to be messed with squad (bouncer included)
Most of the rails squad
Tough squad
Princess squad
Squad, unite
All about the group hug squad
Wankers of the week
Obviously choking to get this weeks wanker spot
Double trouble
Couples of the week
Claming this weeks newly wedded spot
The way your face is permanently stuck when your date is Cinderella
Grab yer coat y’ev pulled x
They’ve bagged themselves a Prince charming and don’t they just know it
Most overprotective other half
Aw
saucy
Seal of approval from yer main main
They just can’t get enuf
Singles of the week
Would you dance, if I asked you to dance?
Clubland mash-up: we found love in a hopeless place / Cus baby you’re a heartbreaker
Dancers of the week
Get loose
She should seek medical advice because that knee is out of order
Hoedown Throwdown meet Canadian Barndance
Drop it like it’s hawt
Old skl
Snake hips baby
She whippin’
Bustin a move
He’s back, and he’s brought a cheeky flick o’ the risk and a pal wi him too
Beards of the week
He knows he’s winning
Great effort
Strong
Stunners of the week
What a gorgeous smile
Caught being drop-dead beautiful
Trio of stunners
Fierce
Model material
So pretty it hurts
Damn
Hello pretti ladiez
Team hot
Oooft
10s
Beauties
Most mad wae it of the week
He’s gettin mad wae it, the dabbers will be gettin mad wae it, everyone’s mad wae it
He’s already mad wae it
They’re mad wae it
Things are going to get mad wae these lot
Mashed banana is mad wae it
She’s mad wae it
Seflies of the week
Cheese
Bros
Strike a pose babes
Happiest clubbers of the week
So much happiness
Loving life
Cheese
Full of lols
What is it with clubbers photo-shopping themselves these days
Most unimpressed clubbers of the week
She’s havin a bad time
Outraged
Nae impressed
Havin none of it
WTFs of the week
Is she in pain or is she in shock or is she chocking?
Did we miss something?
The more I look at this the more confused I become
I feel like I’m intruding on something?
Is she okay?
Luckiest clubbers of the week
He knows it
He really knows it
Lucky
Album Covers of the week
They’re going platinum
Photobombs
Creepin
Peek-a-boo photo bomb, incredible effort
Intense photo bomb
Cheese
Scary
Most likely photo bomber to feature in an arcade hammer game
Yello
Best of the rest
Most seductive
Best story teller
Terrified
Possessed
Shoulders of the week
Paparazzi
Someone put a ring on it
Posers of the week
Leg extend of the week
Glasgow University distances itself from newly elected rector after controversial comments
Francesca EkeIn a letter to UKLFI, Principle Sir Anton Muscatelli said the rector’s views ‘do not represent those of the university’
Newly elected Rector claims Glasgow University ‘colludes in the murder of innocents’
Emily Cleal-BramleyDr Ghassan Abu-Sittah referenced Bobby Sands at his investiture
Sir Anton Muscatelli to retire as principle and vice-chancellor of Glasgow University
After 16 years in the role, Professor Sir Anton Muscatelli will step down in September 2025
Lawyer’s behaviour to Glasgow student rape victim found to have broken professional conduct
Ellie Wilson’s complaint found that Mr Alonzi’s behaviour had ‘repeatedly crossed the line’
Glasgow Uni professor defends Germany at ICJ against claims it ‘enabled genocide’ in Gaza
Professor Tams told judges that Germany had only licensed four exports of weapons of war to Israel since October
Glasgow student drives ambulance 3,000 miles to Gaza to assist humanitarian relief efforts
Umran Ali Javaid is currently driving the second-hand vehicle through Europe after setting off from Scotland
All Glasgow University graduations will be Wonka themed with VC dressed as The Unknown
Students will receive a singular jellybean alongside their certificate
This Glasgow law student wrote her dissertation on the re-recording of Taylor Swift’s songs
Despite being a hardcore Swiftie, Regan said it took ‘a million vanilla lattes from Pret’ to get through the study
Police investigate ‘deliberate’ fire started at Glasgow Uni Dental School and Hospital
Emily BellFirefighters were alerted to the blaze at building on Sauchiehall Street on Thursday morning at 1.18am
Acclaimed Scottish author appointed as honorary professor at the University of Glasgow
Omar MalikA three-time Booker Prize nominee, Andrew O’Hagan, will be teaching students soon
Jewish students claim antisemitism is on the rise in Glasgow following situation in Gaza
Judy Jakubowicz-KleinStudents said they’ve felt uneasy and that their identities have become politicised since the situation started in October
Vote now for which Glasgow University accommodation is actually the best
Samuel McFarlandTime to find out whether Murano actually is superior
Dyslexic student receives apology and £3.3K from Glasgow Uni after learning support failures
Master’s student Chloe Ritchie said ‘something needs to change’ after her grades suffered due to a lack of proper support
Director of World Health Organisation meets with Glasgow Uni students and receives honorary degree
Ilana BoothDr Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus asked for student input on the upcoming strategy changes WHO plan to implement
Originally set in Glasgow, here’s why all links to Scotland were scrapped in Poor Things
The removal of all Scottish context from the film has caused a bit of a stramash
Need something different to do? I watched a play at the Oran Mor and had so much fun
Renata KrasnikovaI went to watch To the Letter, a show at the beloved West End pub
Here are all the Glasgow red flags on dating apps so you can avoid a disappointing date
Anastasiia PonomarovaIf their name starts with a J, run away
One uni has already made its own version of The Glasgow Wonka experience and it’s chaos
Emily SmithThey even had their own sad Oompa Loompa
Inside the disastrously bad Glasgow Willy Wonka ‘experience’ that had kids in tears
Harrison BrocklehurstSold as ‘a celebration of chocolate in all its forms’, things soon turned nightmarish
Inside Baby Reindeer star Richard Gadd’s life: The real man who the show is also based on
He’s a writer on Sex Education
One year on, this is what the cast of Race Across the World series three is up to now
Phoebe KowhaiThe cast all still hang out and refer to each other as best friends
Snowboarding instructor to a pilot: The day jobs of the Race Across the World season four cast
Emma GilesHere’s what they do when they aren’t trekking across Eastern Asia
OMG! Fallout has a real number you can call or text to get a secret easter egg
If you actually ring it, prepare to be terrified
Nose jobs to tattoos: Inside Gypsy Rose Blanchard’s hot girl summer life after break up
She just filed a restraining order against her husband
Top female Hollywood producer declares that Sydney Sweeney ‘is not pretty and can’t act’
Ellie RingShe described her rom-com film, Anyone But You, as ‘unwatchable’
Anton ‘wishes he never went back’ to the Love Island villa and compared it to being in jail
‘I wish I never went back there’
Just five reasons why our spiritual queen Lucinda deserved better on MAFS Australia 2024
Give this woman the world
Here’s how Lucinda from MAFS Australia actually found out about Timothy’s criminal past
‘One mistake doesn’t define who you are today’
Who was Llewellyn Harrison? The man episode six of Baby Reindeer is dedicated to
He had a huge role on the show
Gypsy Rose Blanchard divorced Ryan after a fight over his ‘food hoarding and snoring’
He apparently buys and keeps food in bulk and Gypsy wasn’t feeling it
The plot thickens! Gypsy Rose Blanchard’s husband has now filed a restraining BACK at her
She already issued a restraining order against him and is demanding spousal support
Lucinda and Timothy had to be separated on MAFS Australia after he ‘refused’ to be filmed
And their final picnic lasted just eight minutes
MAFS Australia 2024 couple who made it to final vows and reunion announce shock split
‘The person I chose didn’t choose me’
The first rumoured Love Island 2024 contestant is here and she’s a 19 year old nepo baby
She does look very vibey tbf
Eden says Jayden knew she wasn’t ‘missing’ from homestays and slams him for fake storyline
She was in constant communication with him about her whereabouts
Amazon’s Fallout finally answers mystery fans of the game have wanted to know for years
A gap in the nuclear apocalypse lore has been filled
Prepare to have your head absolutely SPINNING with this viral car optical illusion
Ready to throw my phone out of a window
