Glasgow clubbers of the week
Fierce
Ruth MunroIt’s week eight everyone and for most of us, that means deadlines are coming in thick and fast.
Don’t stress too much, at Glasgow University we work hard and play harder.
Let’s go.
Wankers of the week
Pow pow
His handful of no fucks given
Squads of the week
When your entire squad is full of 10s
Most randomed themed squad wtf
S is for Sassy squad (including sassy photo bomb)
Has sleeping beauty beeen photoshopped into this squad photo
Squad wall of trust
Study squad
Hottest squad
Fierce squad
Stunners of the week
Natural goddesses
Gawjus gals
Eyes like the ocean
They killin it
Good god
Killing me softly with those smiles
Hot n dangerous
Help
Cuties
That’s not even her pony but damn she workin it
Yes queen
Tasty
Happy girls are the prettiest girls
Tongues of the week
Nailed the effortless tongue stick out look, i’m not even sure if she’s aware it’s out?
Tongue or rocket lollipop? Not sure
Big licks
10/10 for effort
Dancers of the week
Gurl is she about to levitate
Whipping real good
Dabs brah
More dabs brah
Using her environment to its full potential
Lemme cya get low
Shakin what her mamma gave her
Hawaii babe
She’s finding herself a helicopter space on the dance floor, excellent idea
Photobombs of the week
Intense
Classic
Triple photo bomb, incredible
Heavy
The eagle has landed
All the chins
Couples of the week
Cute
What great hair they both have
Smoosh
So in lurve
Happiest third wheel
Hollywood couple
Aw
Creepers of the week
Armpit creeper
WTFs of the week
Possessed
Made for each other
Happiest clubbers of the week
Isn’t she lovely
Jolly
Embracing it
So happy it hurts
Saddest clubbers of the week
Crack a smile you’re surrounded by beautiful people
Big girls don’t cry
Grumpy
Blonde bombshells of the week
Dayum
Double dayum
Smokin
Luckiest boys of the week
i should be so lucky
Jelly
Selfies of the week
Pout babe
She’s at it again
Shocked
Heros of the week
Yes you
King
Beards of the week
Smashing beard bruv
Outstanding
Album covers of the week
I bet they have a banging pre-drink playlist
Cool kids
Feisty
Best of the rest
Riskiest fringe of the week
Best hair and best beard?
Birthday boy
Buff boys of the week
Lost clubber
Best beanie of the week
Eyebrow slit of the week
Glasgow University distances itself from newly elected rector after Israel/Gaza comments
Francesca EkeIn a letter to UKLFI, Principle Sir Anton Muscatelli said the rector’s views ‘do not represent those of the university’
Newly elected Rector claims Glasgow University ‘colludes in the murder of innocents’
Emily Cleal-BramleyDr Ghassan Abu-Sittah referenced Bobby Sands at his investiture
Sir Anton Muscatelli to retire as principle and vice-chancellor of Glasgow University
After 16 years in the role, Professor Sir Anton Muscatelli will step down in September 2025
Lawyer’s behaviour to Glasgow student rape victim found to have broken professional conduct
Ellie Wilson’s complaint found that Mr Alonzi’s behaviour had ‘repeatedly crossed the line’
Glasgow Uni professor defends Germany at ICJ against claims it ‘enabled genocide’ in Gaza
Professor Tams told judges that Germany had only licensed four exports of weapons of war to Israel since October
Glasgow student drives ambulance 3,000 miles to Gaza to assist humanitarian relief efforts
Umran Ali Javaid is currently driving the second-hand vehicle through Europe after setting off from Scotland
All Glasgow University graduations will be Wonka themed with VC dressed as The Unknown
Students will receive a singular jellybean alongside their certificate
This Glasgow law student wrote her dissertation on the re-recording of Taylor Swift’s songs
Despite being a hardcore Swiftie, Regan said it took ‘a million vanilla lattes from Pret’ to get through the study
Police investigate ‘deliberate’ fire started at Glasgow Uni Dental School and Hospital
Emily BellFirefighters were alerted to the blaze at building on Sauchiehall Street on Thursday morning at 1.18am
Acclaimed Scottish author appointed as honorary professor at the University of Glasgow
Omar MalikA three-time Booker Prize nominee, Andrew O’Hagan, will be teaching students soon
Jewish students claim antisemitism is on the rise in Glasgow following situation in Gaza
Judy Jakubowicz-KleinStudents said they’ve felt uneasy and that their identities have become politicised since the situation started in October
Vote now for which Glasgow University accommodation is actually the best
Samuel McFarlandTime to find out whether Murano actually is superior
Dyslexic student receives apology and £3.3K from Glasgow Uni after learning support failures
Master’s student Chloe Ritchie said ‘something needs to change’ after her grades suffered due to a lack of proper support
Director of World Health Organisation meets with Glasgow Uni students and receives honorary degree
Ilana BoothDr Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus asked for student input on the upcoming strategy changes WHO plan to implement
Originally set in Glasgow, here’s why all links to Scotland were scrapped in Poor Things
The removal of all Scottish context from the film has caused a bit of a stramash
Need something different to do? I watched a play at the Oran Mor and had so much fun
Renata KrasnikovaI went to watch To the Letter, a show at the beloved West End pub
Here are all the Glasgow red flags on dating apps so you can avoid a disappointing date
Anastasiia PonomarovaIf their name starts with a J, run away
One uni has already made its own version of The Glasgow Wonka experience and it’s chaos
Emily SmithThey even had their own sad Oompa Loompa
Inside the disastrously bad Glasgow Willy Wonka ‘experience’ that had kids in tears
Harrison BrocklehurstSold as ‘a celebration of chocolate in all its forms’, things soon turned nightmarish
Omg, MAFS UK fan favourite Georges is rumoured to appear on Celebs Go Dating!
Ellie RingGet him back on our screens!
Lauren reveals the ‘spicy’ parts of her MAFS Australia final vows that were cut from show
Jono should be thankful these weren’t aired
24 years after it first came out, what is the iconic cast of Gilmore Girls up to now?
Give me another reunion asap please
Here’s where else to watch the Outer Banks cast while you wait patiently for season four
Filling the major Pogue shaped hole in my life rn
Phoebe Kowhai
Everything Natalie and Collins have been up to since their disastrous time on MAFS Australia
If I had to hear about Collins discussing OnlyFans, you do too
Everything Richard Gadd has said about Jessica Gunning’s captivating Baby Reindeer performance
‘It lived and died on Martha and we couldn’t have been luckier’
Okay, so what happens next in the Ellie and Jono cheating saga on MAFS Australia 2024?
Jono becomes public enemy number one
The 10 best songs on Taylor Swift’s The Tortured Poets Department, according to streams
Justice for So High School!!!
Jess reveals she and Callum ‘no longer speak’ after he did something ‘unforgiveable’ to her
‘I wouldn’t say he’s a friend’
Hi Barbie! Meet the student who has written her entire dissertation on the Barbie movie
Not her supervisor’s name being Ken!
Holidays and moving in together: Inside Tom and Molly’s adorable post Love Island life
They’re actually too wholesome
Baby Reindeer’s Jessica Gunning has spoken out about people trying to find the real Martha
‘I think it’s a real, real shame, because it shows that they haven’t watched the show properly’
‘Taylor Swift pub’ The Black Dog staff have spoken out about chaotic week mobbed by Swifties
‘We’ve got a Swift half pint on the menu, which people can get for free if they sing a Taylor lyric’
Kim Kardashian is ‘over’ Taylor Swift feud and ‘thinks Taylor should move on’ after new song
Taylor’s new album features a song called ‘thanK you aIMee’ which is believed to be a massive dig at Kim
From tattoos to moving in together: What are Tori and Jack up to after MAFS Australia 2024?
They’re in their own little bubble
More lies Jack from MAFS Australia has been telling his ex have surfaced and it’s chaos
‘He’s only staying with Tori because he’s backed into a corner’
Ben slams Ellie for being ‘vindictive’ on MAFS and claims she’s with Jono for ‘publicity’
‘She always played the victim’
Cast member Ben claims MAFS Australia 2024 producers mocked and ‘criticised’ his ADHD
‘I didn’t sign up to be taken advantage of through my mental health’