Glasgow clubbers of the week
Show us what ya gat
Ruth MunroIt’s week seven and everyone certainly cut loose in week six.
I have seen some things last week in Vipers battle of the societies that I will never be able to un-see. There was a hell of a lot a twerkin, jerkin, and some outrageous lap dancing flirting.
Lets be havin ya.
Wankers of the week
Asking for it really
posers
Geeks of the week
Friendliest geeks aboot
Heros of the Week
How u doin
Lets be havin ya
Chavs of the week
Supastars
Lads of the week
Da bois are back in town
Lollipop lad
sassy lads
lovely lads
Creepers of the week
Really zoom in guys
Just creepin wbu
hello hello hello whats all this then
Stunners of the week
Gorgeous gals
Fallen from heaven
She’s hot and she was killer on the dancefloor, splits were involved
how is her hair doing that share your secrets with us
hawt n dangerous
Flawless
Is that a dress is that a top is that a bra idk but i love it
Lovely ladies
10s
Fit
Stunning and kind what a catch
Squads of the week
Sick squad bro
Much love much laughs much fun
best legs squad
hella big squad
most flexible squad of the week and five six seven eight
brap
Happiest clubbers of the week
Isn’t she lovvvvvvley
Chuckle
Most unsociable clubbers of the week
shocking snapchats
not even worried
Saddest clubbers of the week
“I will not be a third wheel” “i will not look like i’m enjoying myself”
Dancers of the week
The one
The flik o the wrist
Slaying the dance floor
free fallin
Free stylin
Put yo hands in the air
Lemme cya get low u scared u scared
She whippin real gd
WTFs of the week
long time no chug bud
just havin a breather
wtf
get out of the picture Gary you’ll just ruin it
bestial
Bombshells of the Week
yeeeaw
Couples of the week
bros
couples who wear adidas together, stay together ft. photo bombs
gripping
the couple that’s just leavin
cuties ft. Rapunzel caught being fabulous in the background
things are getting serious
naw
this weeks newly weds
Photobombs of the week
take that and that
Tongues of the week
so many tongues
invasive tongue
big licks
Best of the rest
most loved clubber of the week
twins of the week
best dressed
matching hairstyles of the week
can you just hold me jacket for me pal cheers
most religious moment
most shocked at someone ripping their top awf
chuggers of the week
cheekiest clubbers of the week
he’s clocked popeye
best imaginary glass
abs of the week
power suit of the week
best imaginary bar lean
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