Clubbers of the week

You rowdy lot are back en masse


This week has seen students from all walks of Glasgow hitting the town this week.

As Strathy finishes exams and Glasgow students take advantage of the first two weeks back “not really mattering”.

So with those new year’s resolutions at this point not entirely abandoned, you can definitely afford to pour about 3,000 calories worth of booze and pakora down your throat in one night.

That Christmas break done you all a service, back on form and more hilarious than ever.

Stunners of the Week

You guys all looked well fit this week, you must’ve known we’d be watching.

So gorge

So gorge

No wonder this guy is cheesing so hard

No wonder this guy is cheesing so hard

Strong eye game from the girl on the left

Strong eye game from the girl on the left

Belle of the Ball

This guy is the sassiest princess

This guy is the sassiest princess

You think it’s just a normal photo of a girl pretending to punch her pal.

But then you see him, eyes sparkling in the distance, glinting like the jewels of his tiara.

Celeb Appearance

This girl is Stacey from Gavin and Stacey.

This girl is Stacey from Gavin and Stacey.

Took us a second to realise it actually wasn’t her. Could be her twin though.

Photobomb of the week

What is the background of this photo.

What is the background of this photo.

This is the best photobomb we’ve seen in a while. If they don’t know eachother already someone should really introduce them.

They make a great team.

Best Hair

Luscious locks

Luscious locks

Best hair in Viper we think, the colour is one thing, but it just looks so…pretty.

Most rapidly escalating situation

"Bit odd but I'll go along with it"

“Bit odd but I’ll go along with it”

His back snapped like a twig just after this photo was taken.

Best of the Rest

Is this THE most excited girl at Kushion?

Is this THE most excited girl at Kushion?

Her tongue is isnanely wide.

Cheeky bum grab

Cheeky bum grab

Well, when life gives you lemons.

"I'm pregnant"

“I’m pregnant”

Yep she definitely just told him she’s up the duff.

Welcome to the black parade

Black leather convention night out

The T birds but not as cool and they kind of look like a 90s girl band.

Step off bitch I'm thirsty

Step off bitch I’m thirsty

Apparently that side boob isn’t enough to pull your man away from the allure of his vodka.

Don't think we don't see you there copping a wee nip lick

Don’t think we don’t see you there copping a wee nip lick

The weird thing is, his nipple is under his shirt. Is shirt licking a thing now?