It’s absolutely freezing

In case you hadn’t noticed


Breaking news.

It’s fucking cold.

Now I’m just filling up space trying to hit the 200 words I’ve been set to write about something that’s really obvious and somehow requires a full article.

I’m sure you’ve noticed it’s cold, even if you’re locked indoors unless you’ve got unlimited heating you’re probably going to get chilly.

I’m playing by essay rules here of +/- 10% so actually I’ve only got to do 180 words about how cold it is.

Even the library is baltic.

Do you need the Tab to tell you this, why not check BBC weather? There are Yellow warnings for snow and ice, highs of 7 degrees and lows of 3.

Mm pretty chilly.

Does it snow heavily in Glasgow?  Apparently it does. That’ll be fun; cancelled trains are my favourite snow related side effect when I’m trying to get home.

Here is a chart on the weather.

V. accurate

Maybe if it snows exams will be cancelled or you won’t have to go university, not that someone’s forcing you to go anyway.

Time to put on your extra layers and try ignore the fact you can see your breath indoors.