Stop what you’re doing: Enchanted Group SSB headliners announced

They’re here to soundtrack your lewd acts

Everything you need to know about the two Safer Sex Balls

Who, what, when, where, how much, why – we’ve got the facts you need

The Safer Sex Ball is back

And it’s carnival-themed

Bringing down the house: Arena ceiling falls in

Popular nightclub suffers architectural wardrobe malfunction

Rugby social secs resign amid rumours of club misbehaviour

Club distances itself from gossip after tumultuous week for Exeter sport

‘Bend It Like Beckham’ dreams dashed after fresher’s football appeal meets sexist backlash

‘Who let you out of the kitchen?’

Don’t you hate it when you bring a guy back and he defecates in your laundry bin?

This is literally a media shitstorm

No mean feet: ‘Hero’ dad does shoe at housewarming

He can beat up your dad and all

Cavern dwellers: Thick As Thieves announce new home following Cellar Door closure

Yeah and they told us first ‘cos we’re their mates and that

Unlucky freshers in last minute scramble for halls

No room at the inn for Exeter’s last minute signings

BREAKING: Cellar Door closing down

Popular underground venue to shut after only reopening in 2011

Queue do you think you are?: Enchanted Garden Ball organisers admit ‘deep regret’ after ‘dangerous’ and ‘disgraceful’ melée

Punters unleash fury on EGB Facebook page after hour-long queues

Hijacked Festival lineup leaked hours before official reveal

Chunky, Benedict Jackson and some old friends set to join Exeter line-up?

Is the Safer Sex Ball back? Cardiff promoter resuscitates lingerie-clad corpse of infamous event

‘Safe Sex Ball’ page emerges courtesy of Cardiff promoters as Guild distance themselves

Infamous Top Top Timepiece Ledge scrapped amid accusations of elitism

Students campaign against the ledge, claiming it promotes violence and “top top hierarchy”

Rugby league club fresher to wear official club uniform until Easter Sunday in fives forfeit

Rugby league’s Rob Haythorpe loses annual game of 5s to wear ones for Lent.

WhatsAppened to blokes these days? Student shares photo of girl in bed to ‘prove’ he had sex with her

Student snaps girl in bed and then sends the image to all his team-mates

‘They joked about giving the video to all the people I was with’

The Tab speaks to the girl the Arena bouncers filmed bonking

Dirty pervy people: Arena bouncers in student sex filming scandal

First-year student shamed by bouncers following passionate clinch in fire escape

TabTV Acoustic Sessions: Amber Run

Watch Amber Run’s Joe Keogh exclusively perform an acoustic version of their single ‘Shiver’ for TabTV