Who will take the crown in the final of Exeter’s most eligible bachelor 2021?
Vote now to crown you favourite man the most eligible bachelor in Exeter!
Ellie LayThe time has come. After hundreds of nominations, you have whittled down the competition to these five boys as your most eligible bachelors. However, only one can take the crown. Vote now to see your favourite bachelor take the top spot!
Arron
What makes you stand out from the competition?
“Along with the greats such as Farquaad and Lorde, I am legally a lord – a title that your parents will approve of. If everything goes to shit, we can elope and move to my five square metres of land in Northumberland”.
“I’m also 6″4 and will rarely be seen at pres without making everyone drinks to match my superior dress sense, so I quite literally stand out in every possible capacity”.
“I’m a maths student, also studying German, with a humungous brain, so I’ll be making some cash money in the future, 100 per cent have gold digger appeal”.
“I’ve been told men who eat are sexy, so if you ever want an aphrodisiac, come and watch me eat two entire large dominoes pizzas within the span of 20 minutes”.
What’s your go-to chat up line?
“Instead of talking, I generally present to females like a peacock until they are forced make eye contact with me. I then approach one long leg at a time, cautiously as to not spook them, not breaking eye contact at any point. When I finally reach them, I will stare them down until they are wooed by my charm, and then…. we kith x”.
Alex
What makes you stand out from the competition?
“I’ve lived in France for the majority of my life, meaning I’ve gained an unrivalled understanding of wine and cheese”.
What’s your go-to chat up line?
“If Covid-19 doesn’t take you out, can I?”
Ignatius
What makes you stand out from the competition?
“My ability to play hide and seek whilst drunk is second to none”.
What’s your go-to chat up line?
“Are your eyes the Amory building? Because I get lost inside them”.
Sam
What makes you stand out from the competition?
“I should win because the boys put a lot of effort getting me on this, now I just really want the girls to get me off”.
What’s your go-to chat up line?
“You should call me ELE as I’ll go down on you when you need me most”.
Brandon
What makes you stand out from the competition?
“I’m super nice and sweet but also just the right amount of emotionally unavailable, so I’ll cook you breakfast in bed and then go back to sleep”.
What’s your go-to chat up line?
Who will be crowned? Vote here:
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