Boys, do you think you’re Exeter’s most eligible bachelor? Nominations now open!
The search for Exeter’s most eligible bachelor continues in 2021
It’s 2021. No one has seen a club in a year and the singletons of Exeter are getting fed up of speaking to eligible suitors virtually. The dating apps are becoming tiresome, and everyone is wondering how to find the most fitting singles in the midst of a pandemic.
Never fear lads! You can now nominate yourself, your mates, your housemates, or anyone you think would be suitable for Exeter’s most eligible bachelor 2021!
Save yourself £25 and a lot of embarrassment
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Vote now to crown you favourite man the most eligible bachelor in Exeter!
Vote now to crown you favourite gal the most eligible bachelorette in Exeter!
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