Campus WiFi is down

The notoriously ropey WiFi on campus has once again gone down.

All the card machines have stopped working which means your lovely latte from AMT or perfect pie from Pieminister will have to be paid for in cash.

People are fleeing and seeking internet elsewhere

One defiant library goer who stayed and tolerated the lack of connection said: “It’s a good opportunity to pick up a book and learn the old fashioned way.”

“Except we totally can’t because we have no Internet to search for the book in the system.”

Another shocked onlooker said: “This is mass hysteria.”

“Our education will fail, we can feel our rankings slip into the dark echelons of Plymouth.”

“We play £9, 000 to be here. Internet is a basic human right.”

Hopefully this will be resolved soon so we can all get back to procrastinating on Facebook, and looking at irrelevant Wikipedia articles.