A Birks fresher rode a skateboard naked down Cardiac

Last night a Birks fresher rode a skateboard naked down Cardiac Hill.

He had boldly claimed he would do so if his friend’s yak got 250 up votes and if it made top of the hotlist, he’d do it that night.

Unsurprisingly, the yak quickly beat out the memes and witticisms of its competitors and our hero kept his word.

An audience of 50 people gathered to watch.

The fresher wore a helmet for safety during the descent.

New Yik Yak promises were made after the naked antics: if the post beat 1,100 upvotes (the previous record for Exeter yaks), the naked skater would rise again, this time tackling Forum Hill.

In an astounding turn of events, this occurred within about an hour and a half of posting, and further perks followed.

Our intrepid was going meant, therefore, to tackle Forum Hill this evening between 8 and 9pm.

However, he has since had to pull out as a result of injuries sustained during the original ride.

In addition, the penny board on which our hero sits will be auctioned off after the run.

Amidst fans offering their Yik Yak stash socks to cover his modesty and jokes being made that he’d wear a cape, a mask and nothing else, Exeter’s newest BNOC revelled in his extreme yakarma boost.

The yak has since plateaued at 1351 up votes.